I Put the Trash in White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexI take pride in the fact that I put the trash in white trash phone sex. Our maid took a personal day and we needed a few groceries. No biggie, right? I can drive and I can shop. I slipped on some yoga booty shorts and a tank top and jumped in the car. I went to Trader Joe’s because it was the closet grocery store to the house. Honestly, I was not planning on getting into any trouble, but I should have known better. It is me. I turned some heads. I was dressed too sexy for the store, but in my defense, I see yoga moms dressed like me all over the city anytime I leave the house. I picked up some admirers. A single dad and his young son followed me all over the store. I was not sure who liked me more, dad or son. I was happy to entertain them both. The boy was more my type, but dad was hot. My husband wouldn’t mind if I gave them a freebie. In the frozen food aisle, I turned to him knowing my nipples could cut glass and I had no bra on. I asked him if he wanted to have some fun. He looked at me dumbfounded, then looked at his boy. I knew what he was thinking, so I told him to bring him along. I was in the mom mobile. Plenty of backseat room. We all piled in and I fucked them both. Fucked them both in the minivan. Father and son both got some trashy milf pussy. The father didn’t mind that I took his son’s V card. The boy didn’t mind sharing me with his father. I came home without groceries and cum in my cunt. Proof that I can not even shop without being trashy.

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