Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip.

Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip. That is about the sum of it. Tequila makes my clothes fall off. Well, to be fair it also makes me nasty mean. Like barroom brawl. Going down the rabbit hole, just like Alice did but me, it’s at the bottom of the tequila bottle.

Watch me eat the worm and right after I will be naked as jaybird, running around wanting to fuck and get dirty nasty. Oops did you just bring out a little coke. Slide down onto my knees, lets pull out your cock and I will take that line right off your cock. Next, I will suck you hard until you jizz on my face.

After all Drunk girl fucking is the next logical step. Climb right on top of your cock. Fuck you like a bunny fucks. Hard and fast. Not a one or two pump chump but now you know that this drunk girl does like to have phone sex at the same time.

The saying really one tequila, two tequila, three strip. To be sure, it normally takes a lot more for me to be drunk but alas it is a beginning.

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