Being a white trash phone sex whore is just an excuse to get nasty. Like I need an excuse, LOL. I was born a nasty freak. I was stranded at my son’s house most of last week because my trailer park was without water. My son never minds his sexy mommy crashing at his place in the burbs. Neither do his friends. Everyone knows that trailer trash women are the most fun to party with. At least I thought they did. One of his neighbors threw a sex toy party and invited me when she realized I was staying at my son’s crib. I did not know her, but I was down to buy some sex toys. It was a last-minute invite, so I was fucked up. More so than usual. I am a coke whore, but I was out of blow. One of my son’s friends gave me some crystal meth. I do not use that stuff much because it really fucks me up. When I arrived at her place, I was as fucked up as I have ever been. I saw a slew of sex toys on her dining room table. There was a variety of fun looking things to enjoy on days I cannot get dick, which luckily are few and far between.
I looked all around at the sex toys and helped myself to a few things that were perfect for my twat and ass. I started shoving these hot toys up my twat and the hostess was looking at me mortified. I called her an uptight bitch. I mean you are going to host a sex toy party and never let the guests try out the toys? There were all these sleek, power operated sex toys to play with, but we were not supposed to take them for a spin. That was some fucked up thinking. As other guests came in, they followed my lead. We had a sex toy orgy going on. I took over as the hostess and used some of the toys on the other women. I sold every one of her toys too. She eventually thanked me, but she was still giving me the stink eye. I gave her the one I had up my ass and suggested she replace the stick up her ass with it instead. I cannot wait to get back to my trailer park where a trailer trash whore can be herself. The burbs are boring.