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This Trailer Trash Whore is the Life of a Party

trailer trash whoreI’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that.  I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.


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