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Scat phone sex – Evonne Explodes

I ate at this little Chinese restaurant a few days ago and I had the worst stomach ache since then. My stomach has been rumbling and gurgling, but no matter how hard I try to take a shit it just will not come out. I finally called a friend of mine to come over and fuck me in the ass. I figured I would have him pound the crap out of my asshole, literally.  I even took some extra laxatives before him came in one last ditch effort to clear my intestines of all the backed up shit. It did not work!

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My friend arrived as promised. He has the biggest cock of all of my fuck buddies and I knew he would get nice and deep into my asshole. We started fooling around and my stomach growled fiercely, I told him not to even worry about lube or anything, I told him to just fuck me raw and hard.  As I was being pounded and he thrusts hard into my anal cavity, I heard a load pop. I began to cramp really bad and all of the sudden I let out a really load fart and I blew a load of shit all over the end of his cock. He made me lick it off and then I sucked his dick until he came let a big load go in my mouth. God, I love my friends. I can always count on them.

This Trailer Trash Whore Loves Adult Babies

trailer trash whoreI love being a trailer trash whore. I promise you, I have more fun than many women. I talk to guys day in and day out with wives who bitch about sucking cock. You know if a woman won’t give head, she won’t do a shit ton of other things. I was raised for sex. While girls my age were in school making friends, I was naked in the back of a van making my parents money off my young body. Thirty some years later, I am still making money off my body. Just now, I oversee who I fuck and who my offspring fucks. My husband has a say too, but ultimately, if I don’t want to fuck someone, I don’t fuck them. My husband has a big international client who likes a trashy MILF. He is willing to pay for it. He must pay for it because he is not attractive at all. You know if Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp were pumping gas, they would still get all the pussy they wanted because they are handsome. Some guys only get tail because of their money. My husband told me Jacques wanted my time this past weekend, but he told me I didn’t have to meet him. Looks aren’t everything to me. He pays very handsomely and he is nice as far as Johns go. He likes me to pretend to be his mother. He is older than me, but I love age play. This visit with Jacques, we age regressed to his breastfeeding years. He got the adult baby experience. He is a big man, but I found cloth diapers that would fit his full grown ass. In his diaper, he sat on my lap and suckled from my breasts. Even my own offspring were watching my big baby Jacques nurse and wanted to suckle on mommy too. We had a family affair with my young ones pretending he was their baby brother. He made a huge mess in his diaper, so my little ones shamed him. That just gave Jacques a hard dickie in his diaper. Changing his poopy diaper was gross, but we had so much fun shaming him. Not to mention the fun we had spending the money he paid me to be the youngest member of my family.

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Scat phone sexOpen wide mother fucker! Let this little sexy ass shin in your mouth! I want to see all my yummy nasty shit going deep down your throat! Ummm yes lick this pretty asshole clean and keep sucking the rest of my shit out my butt hole! I’m going to take shitting tea every night so It works over night and in morning for breakfast I serve you a nice fresh bowl of shit from my sexy puckered asshole! I’m going over to the nigger neighbor and milk his cock with my fucking mouth first trying to suck all that cum out! Then I will make that big black nigger cock cum in my pussy hold it in, get home and make you a cum smoothie with all that nigger cum and my pussy juice mixed together! Honey enjoy your meal I worked really hard to have you this fresh morning meal!

Fucked Up And Horny

Druggy pornThe more fucked up I get, the hornier my slutty pussy gets, it’s like a domino effect! Sniffing blow, smoking dope, chugging liquor down like it’s going out of stye, I love all of that shit! Come over to my house and make sure you bring all the yummy goodies with you! I have this filthy cunt ready for you to play and get nasty with! Line that blow up and snort it off of my juicy tits, lick it all up and make that mouth of yours go numb! I’m gonna snort if off your throbbing cock and then shove it inside of my pussy slit, I want to feel your girth stretch me out! My insides feel so fucking good as I slip into a state of euphoria while we get dirty as fuck. The more wasted I get, the more I want to be penetrated! Shove yourself up into my dirty asshole and let me shit all over you then lick it off, I taste so fucking good! I love being an anal cum dumpster for your perverted fantasies!

Chocolate Cream pie

 Scat phone sexI love the way you ass fuck me with your 12 inch dick its so painful but yet so good! You just fucking pound my ass so fucking good! I could just feel all my shit dripping out of my fucking asshole. Getting ass fucked with that big 12 inch fucking cock makes me shit my self. I just want to grab your cock at the base of that shaft and start french kissing that big mushroom head full of shit! It taste like chocolate to me! Turn around for a little bit and let me tongue fuck your asshole. Let me stick my tongue in deep in that tight little asshole. I love that tasty asshole of yours. Flip me over doggy style, and shove that huge fat long cock in my asshole and put all your man juice in my asshole. Now I will squat on your face and make a chocolate cream pie in your mouth.

Shitty Piss Fuck

I need to take a bath. I just had a trucker piss and shit on me while fucking my ass and cunt so hard I bled. I thought it was going to be a normal hook job. I was ready and got up into the truck. I asked him what he wanted and I started to undress a sI normally would. I stated it was gonna cost him fifty bucks to fuck my pussy and sixty bucks if he wanted my ass hole. I told him it was an extra fifteen if he wanted me to suck his cock.

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He threw a hundred and fifty dollars at me and told me to bend the fuck over, he rammed his cock in my ass, puled out and shoved his entire hand into my asshole scaping shit out. He pissed on my face and in my hair. Fucked the shit out of me and made me suck my own scat off his throbbing hard cock.

Make me do anything

I can not tell you how many times I have been used as a human toilet. I guess there is something about my mouth, that makes a man want to shit on me, piss on me or just use me as a cum dumpster fuck slave. Not that I mind, I just cannot figure out what the gravitation to me is about. I have always been a little slut since I was younger. I have always been a favorite amongst the men in my trailer park and when I started working at the truck stop I really started getting noticed and making extra money on the side. I guess I am just a nasty freak who has no limits and loves to please a man by letting him do anything he wants to me and by being his private little whore toilet and fuck slave that will obey every demand that is made without a problem, because deep down I really love it.

 

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Drawing Straws with Aurora

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Here at the truck stop, we get all kinds and the kinkier the better. I love my human toilets and there is just something about a rainbow kiss that always makes my pussy soaking wet. One of my all time favorite things is golden showers both giving and receiving. I have so much fun standing over you and showering you with my warm sparkly pee. Trying to get it into your mouth becomes quite the fun challenge. But tonight I want to play a little game with you called drawing straws. I want you to fuck me in my tight puckered ass. You know I like it rough when you spank my ass and pull my hair while fucking me in the ass. I want to feel that big hard cock of yours ramming in and out of my asshole while your balls are slapping against my ass. I want you to drop your nice fat load of cum in my ass and then I want my nasty little whore to take a straw and stick it in my ass. I want you to use that straw to suck all of your cum and my ass juices out of my anal cum dumpster. You know you love my special chocolate milk shakes.

I’m your porcelain throne

Everyone I know knows what I freak I am and how much I love getting shit on and playing with scat while I get pounded really fucking hard. But I do not know if everyone is aware that I also love getting pissed on. It is so hot when a guy uses me as a human toilet and takes his zipper down  pulls his cock out aims in my direction and starts pissing all over me. There is something I find irresistible in shit in piss that I get so horny and want to cover myself in human waste. Maybe its just because I know my place. I am on my knees with my mouth wide open like your porcelain throne, waiting for you to take a massive dump in it, piss in it or just come all over it. Do whatever you see fit. I will enjoy it. It would give me so much pleasure to swallow whatever fluid you wanted to give me, I will gladly bend over when you are done and that you take the pick of my whore holes and you can then fuck or do whatever you want to me.

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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

I love a good old fashioned gang bang where I am stuffed in every hole I have. A big fat block cock pounding away at my asshole, a throbbing big fat dick in my cunt and don’t forget the one face fucking my pie whole while I vomit and choke oh his cock and balls that he has managed to get both into my gaping mouth so I cannot breath.

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The one thing that could make this better though is to throw in some scat and another person to rub it all over my body while I am being fucked from all angles. I am sure the black cock in my ass is pulling shit out every time he thrusts and pounds my round rump ass. I just want someone to collect it and rub my titties and clit down with i while they continue pounding away at my pussy, my ass hole and my pie hole. That would be an amazing gang-bang, it would be a shitty shitty bang bang.

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