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White Trash Phone Sex at the Homecoming Dance

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.

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I was an anal cum dumpster this weekend. What did you do?  My daughters had a party Friday night. It was a mix party which means boys and girls; varying ages too, but all in school still. I spiked the punch with some Spanish Fly. That gets everyone in the mood for my kind of party. There were some young girls there too, friends of my youngest daughter. I was in one of my wild moods. I wanted the boys to fuck the girls. I wanted young girls to get their anal cherries popped. My anal cherry was long gone before I was their age. You can send a young girl home with a violated ass and parents never notice. The ass is an elastic muscle that goes back into shape with an ice pack easily. At worst, the parents think she got constipated. The Spanish Fly mixed with Benadryl erases memories. I had fun being the dirty director of teen sluts fucking. Horny boys of any age will insert their dick into anyone or anything that feels tight. Any port in the storm as the saying goes. It was a wicked hot jail bait orgy. When little girl butt holes were worn out, this hot mommy was ready for some anal action. I bent over to take a horde of teen cocks up my well fucked ass. I showed those young girls how to butt fuck. Too bad I am the only one who will remember what a wicked hot time we had. My husband filmed it, so perhaps in the near future, I will remind them what dirty little fuckers they all were at my place.

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I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though  I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am.  He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.

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The word is out and you and your friends found out about how much i love eating a bunch of dudes’ asses at the same time and just being a filthy slut in general. You texted me and ask if you guys could me over and I naturally was like, “duuuuuh!” and wow I was so stoked to see you bought a few more pals with you. All of you guys drop your pants and pull the cocks out for me. I take turns, sucking off each of you and spreading your cheeks apart to tongue fuck your assholes. Once it’s finally time to blow those loads, I get down on the ground just like this with my legs spread, tits help up and mouth wide open because I wanna eat every single drop of that jizz. All you guys jerking off at me, draining your balls into my mouth has me really worked up. Give me some pills and let’s go again, guys!!

The Swim Team’s Slut

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Got invited to see the team practice. You know it’s hard for a gangbang slut like me to hold back my whorish desires. The guys had a really fun idea where I tried a little bit of ghb. Woooo- that was wild! All 20 of these hot and sexy guys taking turns on my tight bald cunny in that pool as soon as their coach left. I gotta do my part for the school, right?! Having multiple cocks inside all of my holes. Being given the task of jerking and sucking them off while being pounded! It was a phased out, drugged up heavily fantasy for a girl like me. The best part is when they all got around me and let the cum shoot out of their dicks at the same time all over my face, body and inside my mouth. Then to clean me out, they held my pussy and asshole open to piss inside me. What a thoughtful bunch of bros! I heard you might want to watch next time- we’re getting together tonight but this time at my dorm! See you there?

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I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.

I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.

This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.

….. Morning….

Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.

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It’s the weekend and I have to get my fix. I’m hanging out with some people at the bar and I run into this guy.  I knew him from before but he had went away for some years.  I thought he may have been dead.  We use to get high together and sometimes boost from store so we could cop a few rocks.  He brought me a drink and I knew it was him.  He looked fine as fuck too.  He had been in jail and he was fresh out is why he was gone.  He said he had a few on him and he knew I like to party.  We left the bar and went to my house.  He lit up the pipe we both took a few hits of crack.  Man this shit was some of the best I ever I had.  I got horny and his dick was as hard as a roll of quarters.  He fucked my face for like the better part of thirty minutes.  I sat my little ass on that thick white rocket of a cock he had and rode him for an hour.  Lick suck and fuck as well as hit the pipe is what we did all night long.   I was ready for a good long fuck like this and this crack was everything to me.  He said this was the best part of coming home is blazing the pipe with me.

Sex On The Beach

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I got wasted on the boardwalk and was looking for some strange dick. You and your boys picked up on my slut-walk pretty quickly and introduced yourselves with a huge sack of blow and a flask of vodka. I blindly followed you guys and hoped for the best. I was going to get some dick and that’s all that really matters, right? By the time we made it to the spot, you guys grabbed me and tore my clothes off. “You’re going to be our toy for the night, cunt!”
Your words made my pussy drip. I think you expected me to be scared but in reality I was so down to have sand and jizz so far up my cunt that my new nickname for myself will now be “sandy clam” – it’s crazy how much a druggy slut like me loves getting nasty, isn’t it? You and your friends take turns digging my pussy out with your cocks while I get force fed dicks in my mouth. You guys finish me off and leave me in total pleasure and bliss. I stupidly told you where my hotel is too- are you and your boys going to stop by to have some more fun?

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gangbang whoreI was a gangbang whore last night. You will never guess where either. I was not down at the truck stop or at a club. I was not even in a frat house or hanging with one of my fellow trailer park whores at her place. I was at a birthday party and not a grown ass party either. This was a party for a friend’s grandson. He is still a school boy. Who invites a coked up old cougar to a respectable party for a young tyke? I mean really, did my friend think I was going to behave on a Friday night around all those delicious little morsels of meat? Fuck no. I did about 5 lines of coke in the car before I walked in looking like the trashy MILF I am. High heels and a skin tight dress, no bra or panties. All the boys at the party stared at me like they had never seen a bimbo before. They clearly wanted something I could give them. Manhood. I went in the kitchen, did some Fireball shots, then came back out to play Pin the Hairless Cock in the Cougar’s Cunt. I love that game. The boys at the party were certainly fond of that game too. I got on all fours and told them to treat me like a Piñata. Cum filled cocks and balls hit my body like bats. Soon they were all fighting for a hole and cum was squirting out of me like candy. Moms watched in amazement and shock. Jealously, too. They could have joined in and had some fun if they weren’t gawking at me like a circus act. I know the birthday boy and his pals would not of minded! The more the merrier I think. I know young boys think the same thing too.

Drugged Out Whore

Druggy phone sexWho doesn’t love to get fucked up and get naughty as fuck?! I know that I sure do! I’ve always been a wild party animal, i’ll never say no to anything! Gotta try everything at least once, twice if it’s fun! People can tend to think that i’m an out of control druggy bitch, well, they’re not far from wrong! I love getting nasty as fuck while i’m all drugged out and fucked up. It’s best when I have a sexy girlfriend with me to have fun with, plus we take care of one another while we’re having our dirty fun! I love racking up lines of blow all over her titties and snorting up every last speck! I scoop up the excess residue and smear it all over my gums to make them numb, fuck that shit feels so good! She loves to do lines off of my pussy, snorting it off of each lip! She eats me out after she snorts it all up, it’s the icing on the cake when she does! It feels so fucking good to get pleasured while feeling numb and having an adrenaline rush! I’m such a filthy, slutty little whore!

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