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Cock Sucking Competition

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I got so fucked up at a party last night. My friends and I had way too much to drink, and way too many drugs too. When I’m drunk or high though, I’m even more of a whore than usual. My friend is the same way too. We had a bet to see how many guys at the party we could hook up with and suck off. Whoever sucked the most cock was the winner, and the loser had to buy the other a round of drinks at the bar this weekend. Needless to say, I won the competition. I think I outdid myself tonight, but the competition was stiff. Both of us trawled the party hitting on guys and taking them into the bathroom or  an empty bedroom to get down on our knees and suck them off. By the end of the night, I was the obvious winner at 6-4. Guess who is getting free drinks on Saturday!

Hardcore Anal Sex Tranny Josie

How much am I into hardcore anal sex? Well darling I have taken 15 cocks in a 2 hour range of fucking non-stop and the only hole (other than my mouth) for them to pound is this beautiful gaped back door. Well, it isn’t gaped at the moment but my next run of a gangbang should be this evening and I will surely have my asshole gaping and creamy.

On the other end of my cock I would love to have your sweet sissy faggot ass and be the one pitching that ass gaping hard core ass fucking. I bet that dick is throbbing thinking about my satisfying size of a cock pounding that faggot bung hole. You love to pretend you aren’t gay, but honey your craving for dick ain’t no straight mans way. Give into it and just let yourself enjoy a good fucking time.I’ll be gentle… at first.

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Squirting phone sex

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I’m such a nasty girl, I just get turned on so easily and so often. My favorite part of being a phone sex slut is playing with my pussy on the phone while listening to you. I like to use my vibrator on my pussy and make myself squirt really hard. Listening to you talk about all your dirtiest fantasies and all the nasty things you want to do to me just makes me so fucking hot. I know you love to hear my vibrator buzz while I fuck myself hard and then hear me have a loud moaning orgasm as I squirt hard. When I’m done with a really hot call, my bed and sheets are practically soaked with pussy juice from all of the orgasms I have. There’s nothing too nasty or dirty for a slut like me either. Don’t be afraid to tell me your most fucked up and filthy fantasies you can think of.

Whore On The Floor

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Oof! Friday night I was plastered!  After my shift at the club I went over to my friend’s house to a party.  By the time I got there everyone was already pretty drunk, so I thought I should catch up.  Never, ever, mix your alcohol choices!  If you are drinking beer, stick with beer, if you are drinking mixed drinks, then stick with mixed drinks.  If you do not, then you are going to have one hell of a hangover the next day.  Unfortunately I didn’t take my own advice. 

I started out drinking just beer, but then the Sambucca came out, and I started to drink shot after shot.  Then I had some Cuervo, then some other types of alcohol, and finally ended with wine.  I had gone to the bathroom and I took the whole bottle with me.  I never made it back out of the bathroom.  I just slumped down on the floor and finished off the bottle.  Because people were drinking so much there was a constant stream (no pun intended) of people coming in to use the toilet.  They would see me and I would just tell them to go right on.

I am not sure how many people pissed in front of me, but I didn’t care, I wasn’t moving.  A few of the guys did more than piss, they finished up then asked me to give them a blowjob.  Some of them were joking around, but I said yes anyway.  One guy shoved his cock so fast and hard down my throat that I actually threw up!  Since I was right next to the toilet I avoided a mess.

I must of passed out in there because my friend was waking me up in the morning.  My face felt like someone had split it in half.  My whole head, and face hurt like hell.  Plus, I wasn’t wearing any clothing.  All my stuff was piled up next to me on the floor.  I felt and looked like shit.  Today is Sunday, and my head still hurts a little bit, and my stomach is still queasy.  My friend called me today and said that some of the guys were calling her to ask how  “the whore on the floor” of the bathroom was doing, and to thank me for the good time. I guess I must of done more than just give blowjobs.

Purging The Beast Of Spunk

Per the BBC news wire the “Penis is a competitive beast”. Well in my opinion some white trash phone sex shall certainly help you purge that beast, and in turn we can displace your pathetic load of cum with a nice fat glob of cum from a BBC that pounds and thrusts deep inside fucking out all of your seed. I think we should certainly consider the breeding with black as an hot alternative to being bred with incestuous seed from my son. I really love to have my son and big black dicks fucking me together, it just makes it really hot for me and all involved. Of course we are all hitting the good ole crack pipe and enjoying the continual fucking of all of my trashy holes.

White Trash Phone Sex

Cum dumpster

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Men come to Jamie when they need their cocks sucked really good. They know I’m a very nasty crack whore that will do anything nasty or dirty. I got picked up by a group of frat guys that wanted to party. There was a keg there and a coffee table full of every pill and powder you could dream of. I did a keg stand and guzzled a bunch of beer from a funnel before popping a handful of pills into my mouth before getting the real party started. They wanted a really dirty girl to help them haze the new boys in the fraternity, and when I’m drunk or high I lose any inhibitions I might have and become a real cum dumpster. I sucked the new recruits big cocks one after the other. They took turns fucking my face and shooting their loads of cum down my throat. I sucked two at once and both of them exploded in my mouth at the same time. Every single one of them took a turn fucking my mouth and filling my throat with their cum before the night ended.

Cheerleader Fuck Sluts Tryouts

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As head cheerleader, it is my job to wisely select the hottest, sluttiest girls for my squad. Only the best of the best earns the right to wear the tiny tight uniform. And how do I recruit these whores, you ask? Well, try outs are my favorite part! And they’re not traditional tryouts at all. Oh no. These tryouts are meant to see how slutty, how dirty, how nasty and how worthy these bitches are to join my squad of fuck sluts.

         We start tryouts by snorting a metric fuck ton of coke and getting nice and loose. Of course, we have to round up a few guys so that these whores can show me what they can do and how much cock they’re willing to take to join the team! After all, a good gangbang cheer whore will do whatever she needs to do to join us! It’s even better when the whores take turns fist fucking each other and me! Desperate whores are willing to do anything to get on the squad, even if it means drinking our piss and becoming the perfect toilet bitch for the guys I bring over!

 

 

 

Drunk Phone Sex Whore Is Wasted

Some guys love to use a drunk phone sex whore like me to their every whim. I had a client that decided he was going to whore me out to a bachelor party of BBC and watch as they all took my ass and pounded it deep with their huge black snakes. This one had about 12 BBC’s to use my ass and only my ass. This was some brutal fucking and my pussy was throbbing to feel just one of them big black dicks in me, at least. I was being denied such and used as the dumb druggy anal sex whore that I am.

The next bachelor gangbang was a all out fifty plus cocks to pound every hole including my mouth for the next couple of hours. I was being fed shots of hard liquor and fucked into a wasted whore stupor filled with cum. The end of this night I was sore as fuck yet loved every second of the abuse and needed to get high and numb the fucking pain. This again involved taking even more BBC as I needed to make a deal for my fix and that required more servicing of Big black cocks.

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Freaky Phone Sex in Da Club

freaky phone sexI have a freaky phone sex story for you. I was partying hard last night with a bunch of married men. I went to the local strip club because women get in free and they drink for free too. I was twice the age of most of the strippers, but the men in the club had their eyes on me. It was amateur night, which I didn’t know. I was just there for the free booze and to pick up some men. I entered the contest, mostly to show up the 20 something bitches who called me an old whore. Those bitches have nothing on an old trailer trash whore like me. I worked that pole like I majored in stripper moves 101. One guy put his beer bottle on the stage while I was dancing. I thought he was offering me a drink, so I picked it up with my ass and shat the beer out on the faces of the men in front. Everyone’s mouth was open. The young strippers were in awe, some were grossed out. When men were paying me hundreds of dollars to do that trick again, they wanted to know my secret. I won the contest and I walked off with close to a grand. Not a bad night when you consider I just went there for the free booze. Oh, did I mention I got a job offer and came home with the club’s security guy? He wanted to fuck my old ass. Afterwards, he told me I was a better fuck than all the strippers combined.

Black Out Drunk

Drunk phone sexHangovers are the worst!  I feel like my face is being split in half.  When I first woke up this morning I actually thought I had died and this was my hell that I would have to live in for eternity.  I walked into my kitchen to make some coffee and there where empty whiskey bottles all over the place.  I remember having four people over but from the looks of my house it looked like that number had increased.  I grabbed my cell phone and went through the pics.

Yup, that original four turned into about twenty.  I am surprised my neighbor didn’t call the cops on me, she really likes doing that.  I found a bunch of pictures of people I didn’t even know in varying stages of undress.  There were even a few of me, clearly drunk off my ass, sucking some cock.  Nice.  I have no clue whose cock that was but you are so welcome.  There was one of some random chick being fucked from behind while a red solo cup was resting on her ass.  I guess there was no thrusting going on when the pic was taken, but that cock is clearly buried deep inside her.

There are a lot of pictures on my phone of a sexual nature.  Me riding a cock facing forward while the guy next to us is apparently playing some sort of game on my PS4, you can see the controller in his hand.  It will take me awhile to remember exactly what went on, I have the pictures, but I do not have the memory.  Maybe when this headache leaves me I will be able to remember just how many cocks I had.  Hopefully the number is huge!

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