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Sit on this bitch

Dirty phone sexIf you love big black nigger cock come sit on this big fat dick with a nice and yummy mushroom head. I will bring 2 of my big black nigger friends and have them force fuck that tight asshole of yours. I will have them both penetrate your tight asshole with those giant big black cocks. While I make you gag on my rubber dick fucker! You better suck me off good. I have a better idea! Not only will I face fuck you. I will have both of them tonsil fuck you. They will shove that dick in their really good making taste your asshole with all that pre- cum. Yum you like that huh fucker. Keep sucking and wait till the end! You will feel that nice hot man juice deep down your fucking throat you will be begging for some more. Cum on suck that big black cock!

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Druggy phone sex$2 dollar you call it special! Come see me strip boys! Lemme shake this ass on your face and throw me some bills! Better yet I will strip for a line! Let me snort a line off your cock, I don’t only dance. I will do anything this good little cock sucker stripper whore for a line of cocaine! I will suck your dick, deep throat all those 10 inches of hard cock you have! Let you bust a nut deep down my throat! If you are into it i will tongue fuck your asshole will I make that dick spit in my mouth or my pretty little face! I will be your little cum dumpster anything for a fucking hit baby! I would also let you fuck my little cum slut. Help you force fuck her tiny little soft cunt. You cant say no to that tiny soft cunt!

Sexline druggy

SexlineI’ve been up all night at this party with my boys, I’m so fucking wired, I just want more and more cocaine! I’m willing to suck fucking cock and even eat pussy out for a fucking hit! I just need more and more. Guys are puling their dicks out setting up a line on their dick. It my favorite shit to snort a fucking line from a guys huge long dick! I snort that shit and stay on my knees just sucking their dick so fucking good hoping they will give me another fucking hit! In the middle of the dance floor I be sucking all that dick finger fucking their assholes. Even taking them to the restroom with me having two of them penetrate my fuck holes at the same time! I’m telling you I will do anything for cocaine! I will let you piss in my mouth even shit on me! I just need one last hit!

Fucked Up And Horny

Druggy pornThe more fucked up I get, the hornier my slutty pussy gets, it’s like a domino effect! Sniffing blow, smoking dope, chugging liquor down like it’s going out of stye, I love all of that shit! Come over to my house and make sure you bring all the yummy goodies with you! I have this filthy cunt ready for you to play and get nasty with! Line that blow up and snort it off of my juicy tits, lick it all up and make that mouth of yours go numb! I’m gonna snort if off your throbbing cock and then shove it inside of my pussy slit, I want to feel your girth stretch me out! My insides feel so fucking good as I slip into a state of euphoria while we get dirty as fuck. The more wasted I get, the more I want to be penetrated! Shove yourself up into my dirty asshole and let me shit all over you then lick it off, I taste so fucking good! I love being an anal cum dumpster for your perverted fantasies!

Pizza fuckboy

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I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though  I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am.  He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.

Fuck A Trailer Trash Whore

Oh come on sweet cheeks, you know you want to come party with a real trailer trash whore and get fucked up! We can get really fucked up and do some fucked up shit… like maybe go down the road to the stables and have some super dirty fun.

Look, I get fucked up on the smack and need to have some fucking adrenaline fun and lots of fucking, no shit! I can really get into some filthy drunk games of truth or dare or like maybe drunkard poker. I know we can play fucking cards and high card has to take a shot and well I wonder how that would go! Ha ha ha… maybe strip poker would be a wild time and it would get into sex poker! I’m a little wasted right now so prolly not making too much sense… but Hey! I looove drugs, drinking, fucking, money and games to get money, drugs, drunk or fucked.

Trailer Trash Whore

Have you ever been fucked in a strange location… what’s the strangest place you have been fucked? I was fucked in my armpit once… that was interesting… but I meant like on a golf course or in a stable with like you know the tenants about… Yeah… bring me your freaky side.

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Guess Who Licked My Cum Filled Cunt Clean?

cum filled cuntI had a cum filled cunt this morning. Now I don’t. Want to know how my cunt got clean this morning? It is a nasty tale. I was on a binder last night. Got drunker than a skunk. Fucked a few guys then passed out naked on my couch. I had intended to get up early to catch the boys on their way back to school for some morning fun. I just slept through the alarm. What woke me up was the sensation of a wet tongue on my pussy. I laid there for a while in a half awake state enjoying a tongue on my sloppy wet pussy. Someone was enjoying my cream pie. I assumed it was my son or my daughter. They both love my creamy cunt. Nope it was neither of them. It was Peanut our furry squatter. I slept right through his morning feeding. I guess he was hungry. I thought twice about letting him continue eating my creampie. The devil on my shoulder won out and he licked me clean. I thought to myself, every good deed deserves another. Isn’t that what they teach us when we are young? I reached my hand out to grab his red rocket. I pulled and tugged on it until I had a small dollop of cum. It was a weird consistency, but I ate it anyway. I am a cum whore, after all. It tasted weird, but a good weird. Not as good as boy cum, but a good replacement when my drunk ass passes out and misses the young horny boys on their way to school. Peanut seemed cool with what happened. I swore him to secrecy and gave him a big bone as a present. I will make sure I am up in time to catch those school boys before they get on the bus. If I miss them, I know I always have peanut for some furry friends phone sex fun.

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I’m a dirty freak for drunk phone sex fun. Getting wasted with me is going to lead to quite a mess on your end! We can play some dirty games like truth or dare or watch some filthy cumpulations on the web, as bukkake scenes really turn me on.

I will bet that your a real party animal and need someone perverted enough for you to play with that can get down and filthy with you. Invite a few friends over and we can do some jello shots and I’ll blow you and all your friends. Fuck I’m such a dirty whore I will let you guys tag team me and have your fucking choice of holes. Let me tell you though, I expect you to be raunchy and fucking love some of the dirtiest fun be it furry friends or golden showers I want it wild and filthy.

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I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.

I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.

This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.

….. Morning….

Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.

Fucking at the Bar

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I’ve earned the reputation as a bar fly in a local pub. I don’t care, though, because it’s true. Sometimes I just want someone to buy me drinks and fuck me by the end of the night. One day I got there earlier in the afternoon since I had time to kill before meeting up with the crack dealer. There was only one man in the bar, but he would do just fine to entertain me.

The bartender knows me all too well and didn’t even bat an eye when I started playing with my tits and flashing my pussy to the lone patron after having a couple too many drinks. I’d never seen him here before, so it was no wonder that he was a little surprised by how forward I was, but he didn’t mind. In fact, it turned him on. It had been a while since he had a sexy, young whore to please him.

Getting up on the pool table, I called him over and laid down on my stomach with my head off the edge. He came up and fucked my face, thrusting into my open mouth. My pussy got wetter every time he made me gag with his big dick. He then jumped onto the table with me, pushed me onto all fours, and stuffed my cunt. Rolling me onto my back, he held my legs up by my head and filled me deep.

My titties jiggled with each powerful thrust, and I found myself nearing an orgasm. My twat gushed in an explosion of cum as I squirted all over him and the pool table. He wanted to dump his load in my asshole, so I rode him backwards, loving the way he stretched my ass. Watching me bounce up and down on him made him empty his balls inside me until it was dripping out. Glad I decided to wait around at the bar that day!

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