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Freaky Phone Sex in Da Club

freaky phone sexI have a freaky phone sex story for you. I was partying hard last night with a bunch of married men. I went to the local strip club because women get in free and they drink for free too. I was twice the age of most of the strippers, but the men in the club had their eyes on me. It was amateur night, which I didn’t know. I was just there for the free booze and to pick up some men. I entered the contest, mostly to show up the 20 something bitches who called me an old whore. Those bitches have nothing on an old trailer trash whore like me. I worked that pole like I majored in stripper moves 101. One guy put his beer bottle on the stage while I was dancing. I thought he was offering me a drink, so I picked it up with my ass and shat the beer out on the faces of the men in front. Everyone’s mouth was open. The young strippers were in awe, some were grossed out. When men were paying me hundreds of dollars to do that trick again, they wanted to know my secret. I won the contest and I walked off with close to a grand. Not a bad night when you consider I just went there for the free booze. Oh, did I mention I got a job offer and came home with the club’s security guy? He wanted to fuck my old ass. Afterwards, he told me I was a better fuck than all the strippers combined.

Black Out Drunk

Drunk phone sexHangovers are the worst!  I feel like my face is being split in half.  When I first woke up this morning I actually thought I had died and this was my hell that I would have to live in for eternity.  I walked into my kitchen to make some coffee and there where empty whiskey bottles all over the place.  I remember having four people over but from the looks of my house it looked like that number had increased.  I grabbed my cell phone and went through the pics.

Yup, that original four turned into about twenty.  I am surprised my neighbor didn’t call the cops on me, she really likes doing that.  I found a bunch of pictures of people I didn’t even know in varying stages of undress.  There were even a few of me, clearly drunk off my ass, sucking some cock.  Nice.  I have no clue whose cock that was but you are so welcome.  There was one of some random chick being fucked from behind while a red solo cup was resting on her ass.  I guess there was no thrusting going on when the pic was taken, but that cock is clearly buried deep inside her.

There are a lot of pictures on my phone of a sexual nature.  Me riding a cock facing forward while the guy next to us is apparently playing some sort of game on my PS4, you can see the controller in his hand.  It will take me awhile to remember exactly what went on, I have the pictures, but I do not have the memory.  Maybe when this headache leaves me I will be able to remember just how many cocks I had.  Hopefully the number is huge!

Something New For Me

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So. Much. Sambucca.  I have to say, as I type this my fucking head is just throbbing!  I went out with Tiff last night, I think she was actually trying to kill me, she bought me so many damn shots.  When I first woke up this morning I really couldn’t remember too much.  All I knew is that the panties that I had on were not mine.  So that meant at some point I must of been naked.  I took a shower, then called Tiff.  She sounds just like I feel.

She told me that last night we went to some guy’s house with him and his buddies.  We were drinking, then we were escorted into a bedroom.  One of the guys asked if we were okay because if we didn’t want anything to happen nothing would.  You guys know me, even if I couldn’t give consent I really wouldn’t care.  Anyway, Tiff said that I started to act weird and for me that is saying something.

She told me that I started to call one of the guys, “Daddy” and started talking in this little girl voice.  What. The. Fuck.  I have never in my life had done that before.  She said that one of the guys got really into with me, he had me suck my thumb, sit on his lap, talk in baby talk, and I was just going along with it.  The other guys and her went into another room because apparently it was a little bit weird for all of them.

She said she would come in to check on me once in a while and at one point when she came into the room I was sitting in the corner because I had been bad.  That made me laugh.  I wonder what I did.  Another time she came in I was sucking his cock like mad while he stroked my hair and called me his good girl.  She knew we actually fucked because the guy was super loud.

After she hung up I was drinking my coffee.  I looked into the toaster at my reflection and started to laugh.  I have never ever been a Daddy’s girl and also I couldn’t imagine me speaking in a baby voice while I fucked “Daddy.”  Oh Sambucca you really fucked with me last night.

Drunk Girl Fucking :Halloween Slut

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Drunk Girl fucking can get out of hand. I mean this coke whore starts her week out fresh with just a few lines of blow and I was horny as fuck. My pussy wasn’t sore and my ass didn’t ache so I needed to fix that fast. I got all dressed in my sluttiest cat costume, which was just ears a tail and a bra and panties stockings and heels, if I am honest.

I hot the frat house knowing they had tequila and plenty of it and I had my own blow. I wanted drunk frat boys and I could do whatever I wanted with them. I was soon be groped and finger fucked in the middle of the party, I took three of the biggest football players upstairs, I was feeling fucking nasty with these guys. They were so fucking drunk but those young dicks were still hard for this trashy coke whore! I shoved some candy in my ass and I made them eat it out of me. I shoved more in for a full cum load next. So my ass full with candy and a cum load, I pushed it out into this losers mouth, my god he loved it.

I then saw one of the guys had his nails painted and I pounced on that ass, I demanded he fucks his ass and stroke his cock before he got any more of my pussy or ass. I even taunted him with my mouth. I wanted my trick and treats baby. I got a week of partying to do and I think this whore is ready for some hot drunk phone sex with my nasty boys! Who Has the coke and tequila? I am a complete Halloween slut!

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I’ve been a big dick sucker for years!

big dick suckerI’ve been a big dick sucker for years and years, I’m kind of addicted to it… especially when I am drunk as fuck. Last night I was super wasted and I started getting that craving, I needed a dick to suck so bad but I couldn’t find anyone that would let me. I was getting really bummed out when I realized that all I had to do was go down to the corner where all he hookers hang out and I’d find a dick to suck in no time and I’d get paid to do it too! Can’t go wrong there right? So I went out to the corner all wasted and shit and within five minutes had a dude asking me if I was a working girl. I was like fuck yeah I am! Hopped right in his car and had his cock out before we even pulled away from the curb! I wasn’t even gonna charge him for it either but he threw a couple twenties at me so I took em and went on my way.

Drunk Gang Bang

drunk phone sexLast night I got so drunk at a party, I literally any guy there fuck me. I laid down on the dirty cum stained mattress and all the men surrounded me with their cocks out. I was totally nude and they were standing around me jerking their hard cocks waiting for their turn with my tight little cunt. There must have been 30 guys there, but I’m such a fucking whore I let them all fuck me. One after the other thy forced their cocks into my mouth, pussy or ass. I took load after load and each of my holes were filled with their cum. By the time they were done I had the biggest creampie in my ass and pussy. My face and tits were covered in cum too. I love being a dirty cum covered slut! I can’t wait to do it again.

Fist Fuck Festivities

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Being fisted fucking hurts!  For a few minutes that is, then you get accustomed to it.  When the person who does it doesn’t give you any warning that is a whole other story.  I was with this guy I met on Tinder, because we all know that Tinder is just for hooking up, and if you don’t and you are trying to find the love of your life on it, then boy are you in for a huge surprise.  

His name was Calvin, or Damion, or Cameron, his name isn’t important.  What is important is that we were fucking.  The dude really knew his stuff.  He went from being all tender to being a fuck monster off and on all night.  He had just fucked me in the ass and I was reaching for my water bottle so that I could rehydrate, when I felt all four of his fingers try to slip into my ass.  He pushed so fucking hard.  I actually lost my breath for a second.  I turned my head around and told him that he wanted to do that he would have to wait a few minutes.  He took his fingers back out, slapped my ass then laid down next to me.  

I asked him what the hell that was all about, because I would of done anything he wanted, he didn’t have to surprise me like that.  He said he was sorry, but he always wanted to try fisting someone and was caught up in all the sex, so he thought he would go for it. He said nobody would ever let him try, I told him no wonder if that is how you go about it, just flip someone over and bang your fist into their ass, they might just get a little upset.

I told him that he would need lube and then he would need to listen to my instructions because if he did that again I was going to chew his dick off.  He left to go get some as I waited.  When he got back he was already hard.  He stripped, then got on the bed with the lube.  I got on all fours again and told him to first, lube up my ass, and go slow.  After I was relaxed, I told him to lube up his hand.  I had him go slow, first fingers, then tuck in the thumb, press in, slowly pull his fingers toward the palm of his hand, then let his thumb out, then push with steady pressure.  He came right away.  We tried again after about thirty minutes, this time he lasted for a longer time.   We did it a few more times and I have to say he really enjoyed himself. I might have to try to find him again, I gave him my number but it really wasn’t my number, it was a made up one.

Dirty Bathroom Sink

Getting high and fucking on a dirty bathroom sink is so much fun. I was at a friend’s house for a party, and everyone called it the trap house. Drugs were rarely sold out of it, but they were always being done, there was no electricity, there was used needles everywhere, and the sink was broken, so the bath tub was full of dirty dishes. Where wasn’t any furniture, other than a single air mattress in a room upstairs, so that is where everyone hung out. It was always packed with people, and there was always a bottle of something strong going around the room. Once I felt drunk, it was time to get high with the help of my friends. Paul took his belt off, and put it tight around my upper arm. He helped me find my vein, and shot me up. The high was almost instant. I felt like I was flying, and I had to find a way to let some of the energy out. I dragged Paul to the bathroom, and shoved all of the needles off of the sink. We fucked right on the sink, and I have to say it was the best sex I have ever had.

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3 Way Trouble with the Law

Fucking 2 other girls is not the worst thing I ever did to get my fix, and actually it was pretty fun. I mean it was also so that I would not go to jail, but it was mostly to get my coke back. I was at a party because that is usually the easiest place to find drugs. It was actually a pretty lit party, so I decided to hang out. I was getting fucking trashed, and when I get drunk I get so fucking horny. I found this super fucking hot toned man, and I knew it was him I wanted to fuck. I asked him if he wanted to snort some coke off my tits, and he laughed. He took my hand and he guided me to a room where there was 2 other girls handcuffed to a bed. Before I could even register what was going on he locked the door, took my coke, and was flashing a badge in my face. Of course I would try to fuck an undercover cop. I cursed at him, but that only made him laugh. He told us if we put on a show for him, he would give us back our paraphernalia, and walk away like it never happened. Me and the girls fucked and sucked each other like our independence relied on it because it did. Fucking pig came, and kept our fucking shit. At least we are not in jail.

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Druggy pornEveryone wants a druggy porn slut that they can hire for the night to use as their personal cum dump. The dirtier the better and the more fucked up I get, the hornier I become! I consider myself to be in a different playing field versus these other weaker hooker hoes dying for some chump change. That dick is mine and I wanna line up my blow on your throbbing shaft so that i can snort & suck it all off. You’re a sick motherfucker and so am I. Fuck my cunt while we dust some bottles & get drunk as hell together. My pussy gets sloppy wet when I have liquor in my system. Fuck me all nasty & wild like how a dirty skank deserves to be fucked baby!

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