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Guess Who Licked My Cum Filled Cunt Clean?

cum filled cuntI had a cum filled cunt this morning. Now I don’t. Want to know how my cunt got clean this morning? It is a nasty tale. I was on a binder last night. Got drunker than a skunk. Fucked a few guys then passed out naked on my couch. I had intended to get up early to catch the boys on their way back to school for some morning fun. I just slept through the alarm. What woke me up was the sensation of a wet tongue on my pussy. I laid there for a while in a half awake state enjoying a tongue on my sloppy wet pussy. Someone was enjoying my cream pie. I assumed it was my son or my daughter. They both love my creamy cunt. Nope it was neither of them. It was Peanut our furry squatter. I slept right through his morning feeding. I guess he was hungry. I thought twice about letting him continue eating my creampie. The devil on my shoulder won out and he licked me clean. I thought to myself, every good deed deserves another. Isn’t that what they teach us when we are young? I reached my hand out to grab his red rocket. I pulled and tugged on it until I had a small dollop of cum. It was a weird consistency, but I ate it anyway. I am a cum whore, after all. It tasted weird, but a good weird. Not as good as boy cum, but a good replacement when my drunk ass passes out and misses the young horny boys on their way to school. Peanut seemed cool with what happened. I swore him to secrecy and gave him a big bone as a present. I will make sure I am up in time to catch those school boys before they get on the bus. If I miss them, I know I always have peanut for some furry friends phone sex fun.

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I’m a dirty freak for drunk phone sex fun. Getting wasted with me is going to lead to quite a mess on your end! We can play some dirty games like truth or dare or watch some filthy cumpulations on the web, as bukkake scenes really turn me on.

I will bet that your a real party animal and need someone perverted enough for you to play with that can get down and filthy with you. Invite a few friends over and we can do some jello shots and I’ll blow you and all your friends. Fuck I’m such a dirty whore I will let you guys tag team me and have your fucking choice of holes. Let me tell you though, I expect you to be raunchy and fucking love some of the dirtiest fun be it furry friends or golden showers I want it wild and filthy.

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I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.

I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.

This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.

….. Morning….

Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.

Fucking at the Bar

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I’ve earned the reputation as a bar fly in a local pub. I don’t care, though, because it’s true. Sometimes I just want someone to buy me drinks and fuck me by the end of the night. One day I got there earlier in the afternoon since I had time to kill before meeting up with the crack dealer. There was only one man in the bar, but he would do just fine to entertain me.

The bartender knows me all too well and didn’t even bat an eye when I started playing with my tits and flashing my pussy to the lone patron after having a couple too many drinks. I’d never seen him here before, so it was no wonder that he was a little surprised by how forward I was, but he didn’t mind. In fact, it turned him on. It had been a while since he had a sexy, young whore to please him.

Getting up on the pool table, I called him over and laid down on my stomach with my head off the edge. He came up and fucked my face, thrusting into my open mouth. My pussy got wetter every time he made me gag with his big dick. He then jumped onto the table with me, pushed me onto all fours, and stuffed my cunt. Rolling me onto my back, he held my legs up by my head and filled me deep.

My titties jiggled with each powerful thrust, and I found myself nearing an orgasm. My twat gushed in an explosion of cum as I squirted all over him and the pool table. He wanted to dump his load in my asshole, so I rode him backwards, loving the way he stretched my ass. Watching me bounce up and down on him made him empty his balls inside me until it was dripping out. Glad I decided to wait around at the bar that day!

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Drunk and alone

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Just got home and I am so drunk.  I don’t seem to have it together.  I am so fucking horny but no one here to give me what I need.  Pussy juice flowing down my fingers rubbing my clit.  I think I will pull out  my toys bullet and the hard glass cock. Tonight I will slide this glass cock in this pussy.  I know how to please me.  I love how this bullet is on my clit keeping this drunk pussy wet.  Time for the main attraction.  I know how to work my tight wet cunt with this glass dick. Still got my bullet  tickling my clit.  sliding on the dick.  In and out hitting all my spots.  This took me all of twenty minutes to finally get myself to cum.  I slept like a baby after wards.

Drunk Phone Sex Masturbating

Drunk phone sexI love drinking a bottle of wine while waiting for a call, I usually end up pretty drunk by the end of my shift but drunk phone sex is the best! I love playing with myself when I’m buzzed, it feels so much better than when I’m sober. So when we’re on a call together, I’m gonna give you the perfect scenario of how I would suck your big cock while I play with my pussy and thinking about how delicious you taste. I love thinking about a cock being shoved down my throat while my legs are spread open and I play with my pussy. I love grabbing my tits and pinching around my nipples, it feels so fucking good! The drunk buzz just makes it feel so much more effective. I quickly begin shoving my fingers inside of my pussy just imagining it’s your thick cock thrusting in and out of me, as I go faster it feels even better so I begin going as fast as I possibly can and my pussy starts to tense up around my 3 fingers and the feeling is just mindblowing! I love cumming while I have drunk phone sex!

Cum Eating Phone Sex

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls.  I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Life of The Party

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I went to a wild party last night. The drinks were flowing and the coke was high grade. Of course I was dressed like a slut and all eyes were on me. I was drunk, high, and horny as hell. I wanted cock and I wanted a lot of it.

I took my top off and told everyone in the room, “If you want some pussy follow me.”

I walked toward the back of the house and had all the guys line up outside the door. The guy who had the luck to be first was hung like a horse he fucked my tight pussy so good I almost cried. He kept throwing me hard cock and I threw my pussy right back. He held my ass tight as he pummeled my pussy over and over again until he shot load. The next guy didn’t want pussy, he wanted mouth. I got on my knees and stroked his cock into my mouth. I rolled my tongue around the head and he tasted salty but good. When he came I swallowed it all.

As he walk out of the room he told the men in line, “That bitch can suck a dick.”

I did another line of coke and I was ready for more. Man after man came in that room with me, and I handled them all like a porn star. I sucked so much cock my lips swelled. And all that fucking had me walking funny for a couple of days. But that’s the consequences of being the life of the party.

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Slutty Party Girl

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I’m party girl, Audrey. I love having a good time. Give me a drink and some nose candy and I’m the life of the party. Last night was a blast, I was high as a kite and totally drunk. I ended up giving blowjobs in the back room. I sucked dick after dick after dick. I think I sucked off at least 20 guys. I sucked so much cock my lips swell. I loved every minute of it. I got so wet sucking all that cock, I couldn’t help finger banging myself. I even let a few of the guys titty fuck me. Yeah it was a very slutty thing to do, and I did get ugly looks from the women at the party. But I don’t regret a thing. I loved having all those dicks in my throat. And it was good for my health all that cum gave me loads of protein. I’ll be a party girl till the day I die.

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