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Squirting phone sex

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I’m such a nasty girl, I just get turned on so easily and so often. My favorite part of being a phone sex slut is playing with my pussy on the phone while listening to you. I like to use my vibrator on my pussy and make myself squirt really hard. Listening to you talk about all your dirtiest fantasies and all the nasty things you want to do to me just makes me so fucking hot. I know you love to hear my vibrator buzz while I fuck myself hard and then hear me have a loud moaning orgasm as I squirt hard. When I’m done with a really hot call, my bed and sheets are practically soaked with pussy juice from all of the orgasms I have. There’s nothing too nasty or dirty for a slut like me either. Don’t be afraid to tell me your most fucked up and filthy fantasies you can think of.

Whore On The Floor

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Oof! Friday night I was plastered!  After my shift at the club I went over to my friend’s house to a party.  By the time I got there everyone was already pretty drunk, so I thought I should catch up.  Never, ever, mix your alcohol choices!  If you are drinking beer, stick with beer, if you are drinking mixed drinks, then stick with mixed drinks.  If you do not, then you are going to have one hell of a hangover the next day.  Unfortunately I didn’t take my own advice. 

I started out drinking just beer, but then the Sambucca came out, and I started to drink shot after shot.  Then I had some Cuervo, then some other types of alcohol, and finally ended with wine.  I had gone to the bathroom and I took the whole bottle with me.  I never made it back out of the bathroom.  I just slumped down on the floor and finished off the bottle.  Because people were drinking so much there was a constant stream (no pun intended) of people coming in to use the toilet.  They would see me and I would just tell them to go right on.

I am not sure how many people pissed in front of me, but I didn’t care, I wasn’t moving.  A few of the guys did more than piss, they finished up then asked me to give them a blowjob.  Some of them were joking around, but I said yes anyway.  One guy shoved his cock so fast and hard down my throat that I actually threw up!  Since I was right next to the toilet I avoided a mess.

I must of passed out in there because my friend was waking me up in the morning.  My face felt like someone had split it in half.  My whole head, and face hurt like hell.  Plus, I wasn’t wearing any clothing.  All my stuff was piled up next to me on the floor.  I felt and looked like shit.  Today is Sunday, and my head still hurts a little bit, and my stomach is still queasy.  My friend called me today and said that some of the guys were calling her to ask how  “the whore on the floor” of the bathroom was doing, and to thank me for the good time. I guess I must of done more than just give blowjobs.

Purging The Beast Of Spunk

Per the BBC news wire the “Penis is a competitive beast”. Well in my opinion some white trash phone sex shall certainly help you purge that beast, and in turn we can displace your pathetic load of cum with a nice fat glob of cum from a BBC that pounds and thrusts deep inside fucking out all of your seed. I think we should certainly consider the breeding with black as an hot alternative to being bred with incestuous seed from my son. I really love to have my son and big black dicks fucking me together, it just makes it really hot for me and all involved. Of course we are all hitting the good ole crack pipe and enjoying the continual fucking of all of my trashy holes.

White Trash Phone Sex

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Men come to Jamie when they need their cocks sucked really good. They know I’m a very nasty crack whore that will do anything nasty or dirty. I got picked up by a group of frat guys that wanted to party. There was a keg there and a coffee table full of every pill and powder you could dream of. I did a keg stand and guzzled a bunch of beer from a funnel before popping a handful of pills into my mouth before getting the real party started. They wanted a really dirty girl to help them haze the new boys in the fraternity, and when I’m drunk or high I lose any inhibitions I might have and become a real cum dumpster. I sucked the new recruits big cocks one after the other. They took turns fucking my face and shooting their loads of cum down my throat. I sucked two at once and both of them exploded in my mouth at the same time. Every single one of them took a turn fucking my mouth and filling my throat with their cum before the night ended.

Cheerleader Fuck Sluts Tryouts

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As head cheerleader, it is my job to wisely select the hottest, sluttiest girls for my squad. Only the best of the best earns the right to wear the tiny tight uniform. And how do I recruit these whores, you ask? Well, try outs are my favorite part! And they’re not traditional tryouts at all. Oh no. These tryouts are meant to see how slutty, how dirty, how nasty and how worthy these bitches are to join my squad of fuck sluts.

         We start tryouts by snorting a metric fuck ton of coke and getting nice and loose. Of course, we have to round up a few guys so that these whores can show me what they can do and how much cock they’re willing to take to join the team! After all, a good gangbang cheer whore will do whatever she needs to do to join us! It’s even better when the whores take turns fist fucking each other and me! Desperate whores are willing to do anything to get on the squad, even if it means drinking our piss and becoming the perfect toilet bitch for the guys I bring over!

 

 

 

Drunk Phone Sex Whore Is Wasted

Some guys love to use a drunk phone sex whore like me to their every whim. I had a client that decided he was going to whore me out to a bachelor party of BBC and watch as they all took my ass and pounded it deep with their huge black snakes. This one had about 12 BBC’s to use my ass and only my ass. This was some brutal fucking and my pussy was throbbing to feel just one of them big black dicks in me, at least. I was being denied such and used as the dumb druggy anal sex whore that I am.

The next bachelor gangbang was a all out fifty plus cocks to pound every hole including my mouth for the next couple of hours. I was being fed shots of hard liquor and fucked into a wasted whore stupor filled with cum. The end of this night I was sore as fuck yet loved every second of the abuse and needed to get high and numb the fucking pain. This again involved taking even more BBC as I needed to make a deal for my fix and that required more servicing of Big black cocks.

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Freaky Phone Sex in Da Club

freaky phone sexI have a freaky phone sex story for you. I was partying hard last night with a bunch of married men. I went to the local strip club because women get in free and they drink for free too. I was twice the age of most of the strippers, but the men in the club had their eyes on me. It was amateur night, which I didn’t know. I was just there for the free booze and to pick up some men. I entered the contest, mostly to show up the 20 something bitches who called me an old whore. Those bitches have nothing on an old trailer trash whore like me. I worked that pole like I majored in stripper moves 101. One guy put his beer bottle on the stage while I was dancing. I thought he was offering me a drink, so I picked it up with my ass and shat the beer out on the faces of the men in front. Everyone’s mouth was open. The young strippers were in awe, some were grossed out. When men were paying me hundreds of dollars to do that trick again, they wanted to know my secret. I won the contest and I walked off with close to a grand. Not a bad night when you consider I just went there for the free booze. Oh, did I mention I got a job offer and came home with the club’s security guy? He wanted to fuck my old ass. Afterwards, he told me I was a better fuck than all the strippers combined.

Black Out Drunk

Drunk phone sexHangovers are the worst!  I feel like my face is being split in half.  When I first woke up this morning I actually thought I had died and this was my hell that I would have to live in for eternity.  I walked into my kitchen to make some coffee and there where empty whiskey bottles all over the place.  I remember having four people over but from the looks of my house it looked like that number had increased.  I grabbed my cell phone and went through the pics.

Yup, that original four turned into about twenty.  I am surprised my neighbor didn’t call the cops on me, she really likes doing that.  I found a bunch of pictures of people I didn’t even know in varying stages of undress.  There were even a few of me, clearly drunk off my ass, sucking some cock.  Nice.  I have no clue whose cock that was but you are so welcome.  There was one of some random chick being fucked from behind while a red solo cup was resting on her ass.  I guess there was no thrusting going on when the pic was taken, but that cock is clearly buried deep inside her.

There are a lot of pictures on my phone of a sexual nature.  Me riding a cock facing forward while the guy next to us is apparently playing some sort of game on my PS4, you can see the controller in his hand.  It will take me awhile to remember exactly what went on, I have the pictures, but I do not have the memory.  Maybe when this headache leaves me I will be able to remember just how many cocks I had.  Hopefully the number is huge!

Something New For Me

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So. Much. Sambucca.  I have to say, as I type this my fucking head is just throbbing!  I went out with Tiff last night, I think she was actually trying to kill me, she bought me so many damn shots.  When I first woke up this morning I really couldn’t remember too much.  All I knew is that the panties that I had on were not mine.  So that meant at some point I must of been naked.  I took a shower, then called Tiff.  She sounds just like I feel.

She told me that last night we went to some guy’s house with him and his buddies.  We were drinking, then we were escorted into a bedroom.  One of the guys asked if we were okay because if we didn’t want anything to happen nothing would.  You guys know me, even if I couldn’t give consent I really wouldn’t care.  Anyway, Tiff said that I started to act weird and for me that is saying something.

She told me that I started to call one of the guys, “Daddy” and started talking in this little girl voice.  What. The. Fuck.  I have never in my life had done that before.  She said that one of the guys got really into with me, he had me suck my thumb, sit on his lap, talk in baby talk, and I was just going along with it.  The other guys and her went into another room because apparently it was a little bit weird for all of them.

She said she would come in to check on me once in a while and at one point when she came into the room I was sitting in the corner because I had been bad.  That made me laugh.  I wonder what I did.  Another time she came in I was sucking his cock like mad while he stroked my hair and called me his good girl.  She knew we actually fucked because the guy was super loud.

After she hung up I was drinking my coffee.  I looked into the toaster at my reflection and started to laugh.  I have never ever been a Daddy’s girl and also I couldn’t imagine me speaking in a baby voice while I fucked “Daddy.”  Oh Sambucca you really fucked with me last night.

Drunk Girl Fucking :Halloween Slut

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Drunk Girl fucking can get out of hand. I mean this coke whore starts her week out fresh with just a few lines of blow and I was horny as fuck. My pussy wasn’t sore and my ass didn’t ache so I needed to fix that fast. I got all dressed in my sluttiest cat costume, which was just ears a tail and a bra and panties stockings and heels, if I am honest.

I hot the frat house knowing they had tequila and plenty of it and I had my own blow. I wanted drunk frat boys and I could do whatever I wanted with them. I was soon be groped and finger fucked in the middle of the party, I took three of the biggest football players upstairs, I was feeling fucking nasty with these guys. They were so fucking drunk but those young dicks were still hard for this trashy coke whore! I shoved some candy in my ass and I made them eat it out of me. I shoved more in for a full cum load next. So my ass full with candy and a cum load, I pushed it out into this losers mouth, my god he loved it.

I then saw one of the guys had his nails painted and I pounced on that ass, I demanded he fucks his ass and stroke his cock before he got any more of my pussy or ass. I even taunted him with my mouth. I wanted my trick and treats baby. I got a week of partying to do and I think this whore is ready for some hot drunk phone sex with my nasty boys! Who Has the coke and tequila? I am a complete Halloween slut!

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