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Live Phone Sex Resolutions

live phone sex LilibethLive phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?

  1. I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
  2. I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
  3. I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
  4. I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
  5. I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.

Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?


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