Freaky Phone Sex Fun

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex gets me wet. Does it you? I had a caller last night. He was high as a kite, but so was I. We were just discussing freaky shit we have both done in our lives. I’ve done some nasty, crazy things, but he out did me on a few things. We decided to play a little game or what can you shove up your fuck hole. I am at an advantage having an ass and a cunt. I can double stuff my holes. I was walking through my house gathering objects for the game. I had a wine bottle, my son’s baseball bat, a rather larger and lumpy zucchini, a fire poker, my black dildo and some kitchen utensils. He had pretty much the same, but instead of a garden vegetable he had a flashlight. I am an anal sex whore, so I had no problem inserting anything up my ass, not even my son’s baseball bat. We took turns snorting coke and putting an object in a hole. Now, I was impressed. The only hole he was shoving things up was his asshole. I didn’t want to be out done, so I got a big jar of Vaseline to lube up that wooden bat. I sat on it as it slowing penetrated my tight pink puckered hole. OMG. I struggled with getting the head of the bat even inside me. Once I did, however, it was smooth sailing. I let out a shrill scream as the head fully entered my shit box. My caller was already bouncing up and down his bat while stroking his other bat, when I began enjoying the anal sex fun. We would do a line and bounce. My advantage was being able to put something up my cunt too. It’s live phone sex guys; anything can happen if your high and game.

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