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Dirty phone sex with Ellen

Dirty phone sex

My favorite thing about the Holiday season is the part where everyone tries to prove how good they are by giving shit away. Everyone puts on their holier-than-thou caps and proves it by giving away the most stuff. Well, that’s good for me. I feed my addictions with my tight little pussy, and when people are in a giving mood it makes it that much easier. Every year I volunteer for the Salvation Army. It is easy to swipe a few bucks, and I can always pick out some poor fuck that I can con into sharing his Christmas spirit. Usually it ends up being some guy going to Wal Mart to buy his daughter a doll that he won’t be able to give her until December 27th due to visitation rights. This year, however, they put me at Home Depot. While I was ringing the bell I couldn’t help but notice the guy unloading the freight trucks. He seemed like the type that goes home to his empty 1 bedroom apartment after a long day of lifting shit and spends his time trying to fill the lonely void online. He must have noticed me too. He was just getting off his shift as I was getting done ringing the bell. He asked if I would be willing to get a bite to eat with him. Free food? Sure. I gave him some bullshit story about how my life has been hard and nothing ever goes my way. I let him think about me all night. The next day I showed up at Home Depot and after a nice, sloppy blowjob in the back room, I knew he was all mine. Would you share your Christmas spirit with me?


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