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White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex never has any limits. Guys ask me all the time what my limits are. I have none. We have a vanilla site, but this isn’t it. I couldn’t do vanilla phone sex. I wouldn’t know what to talk about. Would you? I want my sex dirty, even nasty. My life would make a porn star blush. Seriously, I have done more in a week than most women have in a lifetime. I clean up nicely, but I am whore at my core. My eldest daughter and I were at this swank political fundraiser last week for a man running for local congress. We have been to a few of his fundraisers. If people knew the things this man is into, they would be shocked. He is a client of my husband, but we keep his dirty little secrets because he pays us well. He doesn’t pay us to keep quiet. We aren’t black mailers. He pays us for golden showers sex. This fine upstanding congressional hopeful from an Ivy League school and old school money, likes young girls to pee on him. He even likes me to pee on him too. He wants my daughter on the campaign trail with him. He got her an internship. Folks think she is a future lobbyist or campaign manager, but she is just a young hooker for hire. Before he gives any public speech, my jailbait daughter pisses in his mouth and on his dick. If it is a local event, I join in on the fun. He loves the idea of a mother and daughter pissing on him together. I don’t judge. I collect the money and pass go. What dirty little taboo secret do you harbor? My daughters and I are good at keeping secrets and pushing your limits. We don’t judge your kinks. We all have them.

Freaky Phone Sex Fun

freaky phone sexDo you like freaky phone sex? Guys ask me what freaky means to me. It is subjective. I am not the normal woman. I do things daily that most women would never do. So, if you think something is freaky, chances are I don’t. I have this young barrio boy I am fucking regularly now. Young Mexican lad with a rock hard cock, that speaks very little English. He is learning. He thought fucking my ass was freaky. There is no Spanish word for freaky, so I understood him. He has seen a lot of porn. He wanted to try putting it in my ass. Anal sex is far from freaky for this girl. Perhaps, shitting all over his cock would be freaky, but not hardcore anal sex. I acted like it hurt me to turn him on more. Porn ruined his idea of anal sex. Girls in anal porn videos scream like they are being stretched out more than they can handle. I have had a lot of cock up my ass. I am an anal slut. The more you get fucked in the ass, the less it hurts. Nothing makes me scream in pain anymore. Well, not true. My Barrio boy did manage to get freaky with me, when he pulled out his cock and put his fist up my ass. I did not see that coming. There was no lube and I was not expecting it, so I did scream a little. Again, something he saw in a porn movie. Freaky or not, it still got my pussy wet. What is your idea of freaky sex? I’m game for anything. I double dog dare you to shock me. Incest sex, hardcore ass fucking, orgies, gang bangs, watersports, fisting, furry friends…not all that freaky to a dirty mama like me.

Piss Ice Cubes

Pissing phone sexYou know what I really fucking enjoy doing? Drinking my own piss! There are so many fun ways to incorporate my urine into things in my daily life. One of my favorite ways to drink my yummy golden goodness is to freeze them into ice cubes! I take the ice tray and squat over it to fill it up while I let the piss flow out of my sloppy wet cunt. There’s always a spare container full as well that I like to set aside so that I can refill the trays as much as I want! Once they’re nice and frozen, I insert them into my ass and let them melt in my rectum. It feels so good as they stream out of me, flowing down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet. It smells so fucking nasty but so delicious at the same time! Eating asparagus prior to making the ice cubes really gives a nice smelly effect to them! Putting the cubes in my coffee and water makes it taste so fucking good! I fucking love drinking my own fluids, fuck, it makes me so horny! I love having pissing phone sex and telling you all about my pissing sex stories!

Trailer trash whore beat down

trailer trashTrailer trash whore is what she called me. She’s an evil bitch and I thought her husband was bad, boy was  I wrong she was the devil in disguise. I thought I was going to be left with someone who had some sympathy for me. My master Is married to a psycho they are a match made in hell. I got to meet her this weekend. I saw that she was dressed up so conservatively and was very quiet and obedient and looked even scared herself when talking to the master, it was all an act. As soon as he left she dropped it along with her teacher like outfit, she got completely naked and told me I was in for a ride. She began to tie me up and really went in on me. She was probing me with all sorts of objects making me wish he was there instead of her. She took tons of pictures of me and laughed and mocked me. I was begging for mercy.  The more I begged the more she tortured me.

Trashy MILF Morning Fuck

trashy MILFI’m a trashy MILF. It is the best kind to be; the only kind to be if you ask me.  You know June Cleaver never got laid, not even when she had a son called the Beaver. I don’t have that white picket fence life. I have a porn star life in a trailer park. No white picket fences. Just beer cans in the yard and daisy duke shorts on the mother. I woke up in a fog, went out on my little patio in a tank top and panties. I looked disoriented I am sure. One of the neighbor boys walked up to me and asked if I was okay. “I will be as soon as I get some cock,” I said. He had a big grin on his face as he told me he could help me out. No doubt I had a cum filled cunt still. I didn’t remember much from the night before, but I know I fucked. My pussy had the freshly fucked smell and feel. He was a young boy. He wouldn’t care if there was cream in my cunt or not. He was getting fucked. He was going to bust his nut in the neighborhood cougar. I could have had dried cum all over me and he still would have banged me. He mentioned that I felt extra wet. I chuckled, and said I must have peed a little while fucking. He shocked me when he said he wanted me to pee on him. I had no clue he was a freaky little fuck. I pissed on him. I had a full beer bladder. He pissed on me, I pissed on him. What’s the harm? Does a boy good to learn about the freaky games  people play from a hot dirty mommy like me.

Shitty Piss Fuck

I need to take a bath. I just had a trucker piss and shit on me while fucking my ass and cunt so hard I bled. I thought it was going to be a normal hook job. I was ready and got up into the truck. I asked him what he wanted and I started to undress a sI normally would. I stated it was gonna cost him fifty bucks to fuck my pussy and sixty bucks if he wanted my ass hole. I told him it was an extra fifteen if he wanted me to suck his cock.

Lot lizard sex

He threw a hundred and fifty dollars at me and told me to bend the fuck over, he rammed his cock in my ass, puled out and shoved his entire hand into my asshole scaping shit out. He pissed on my face and in my hair. Fucked the shit out of me and made me suck my own scat off his throbbing hard cock.

I’m your porcelain throne

Everyone I know knows what I freak I am and how much I love getting shit on and playing with scat while I get pounded really fucking hard. But I do not know if everyone is aware that I also love getting pissed on. It is so hot when a guy uses me as a human toilet and takes his zipper down  pulls his cock out aims in my direction and starts pissing all over me. There is something I find irresistible in shit in piss that I get so horny and want to cover myself in human waste. Maybe its just because I know my place. I am on my knees with my mouth wide open like your porcelain throne, waiting for you to take a massive dump in it, piss in it or just come all over it. Do whatever you see fit. I will enjoy it. It would give me so much pleasure to swallow whatever fluid you wanted to give me, I will gladly bend over when you are done and that you take the pick of my whore holes and you can then fuck or do whatever you want to me.

Scat phone sex

Talking to Phone Sex Sluts

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts have the most fun. We are certainly the most fun to talk to. More fun than your woman obviously or you would not be reading my blog! You don’t get into this line of work unless you are a freak in the bedroom. Face it, the things men want to talk about would make a choir girl blush. You are coming to us with your naughty fantasies and fetishes; the ones you cannot tell the people you know. Nothing makes me blush. I like things dirty and taboo. I am not your sweet innocent girl next door. I am the taboo MILF of your wet dreams. I am raising my sons and daughters to be good whores. Money making whores. Everyone needs a skill, right? My skill has always been knowing what men want and need, even if they don’t know it yet themselves. I make great money on my sexline, but also as a paid whore off the phone. Sex sells. Men will always pay for sex. There are always women like me who do the things other women won’t think of doing period.  I was born a whore. I will die a whore. I may have been raised a trailer park whore, but now I am a Park Avenue whore. Being a whore got me married to a very wealthy and kinky man. Not all men marry a Madonna. Some marry the whore! I left the trailer park, but it has never left me. You call me if you like extreme age play, incest sex, mommy sex, water sports, sex for money, rough anal, druggy whores, cum sluts and gang bang whores. My life is the life of a sex slave and dirty porn star. I have lots of stories to share and we have lots of stories to make. Dirty phone sex is waiting for you.

Flo the Hoe

I love being the trailer park hoe. I have many nick names around here. Flo the Hoe being my favorite. I love doing all cock!!  I love the fact that everybody here knows I am the trailer park hoe, I will do anything you want.  You can piss on me.   Fuck any hole. I will be your little submissive hoe. Put a collar on me walk me around like a doggy bitch. Let your furry friends have their way with me.  It does not matter do any thing you want. And if I am bad go ahead punish me make your good little bitch.  There is nothing I will not do for cock.  Just being near cock makes my cunt sloppy wet.  My holes are open, wet and ready for all your cocks.  Come ride on this hoe.White trash phone sex

Partying With Molly

Druggy PornI just scored a huge sack of Molly and I am feeling extra cum dumpster-y today! I can’t wait to do lines of this shit off your dick tonight and lose control. This time I want you to bring over a few friends and let them use me like the little worthless druggy whore I am. I want you to take turns fulling up all of my holes with your cum and piss. I want to sit on the floor while you guys surround me and cover me in your warm golden showers. Being so messed up on MDMA makes it feel like a beautiful waterfall! Let me take turns jacking each of your cocks off with my pretty young titties. Choke me out on your dicks and don’t let me stop- make me keep going until each of you have reached total satisfaction. You know I’ll do anything for some cocaine too, so go ahead and pick some up on the way here. Shove a beer-bong tube down my throat and make me chug that nasty flavored vodka too. I’m your favorite wild girl for a reason and that reason is because I have no boundaries. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for your cock and I’m thankful I have you to turn me out proper. Call me when you guys are on the way! 😉

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