Category Archive: Pissing phone sex

Golden showers phone sex

Golden showers phone sexEvery time you go piss save that piss for me in a cup, so I could drink later. I love the taste of your piss in my mouth. Specially those times when I’m sucking your dick and you decide to be an asshole not telling me you have to take a piss, you just do it anyway. I fucking love that. I just want you to make me your little bitch and piss on me when ever the fuck you want! Ill be your human toilet. If you want the other way around like you being my personal human toilet I will. You will be my toilet fucking slave. I will piss on you while you sleep at night and if I just have to and feel like it I will shit on your dick and face, making you lick my asshole clean. Making you take shit baths every night!

Aurora’s Human Toilet

toilet sexWhen you came into the truck stop today, I had a special surprise waiting for you. I took you into the back room and tied your hands behind your back. I put a blind fold over your eyes and then I told you to open your mouth. I had a friend waiting to use your mouth. He plowed his big black cock deep into your mouth and started face fucking you. He busted his nut in your mouth shooting all that warm salty cum deep into your throat. Then he washed it down with his warm fizzling piss. My cunt got soaking wet watching you drink his piss and seeing that warm golden piss dripping out of the sides of your mouth. I plan on being the next one to use my little human toilet.

Fuck A Trailer Trash Whore

Oh come on sweet cheeks, you know you want to come party with a real trailer trash whore and get fucked up! We can get really fucked up and do some fucked up shit… like maybe go down the road to the stables and have some super dirty fun.

Look, I get fucked up on the smack and need to have some fucking adrenaline fun and lots of fucking, no shit! I can really get into some filthy drunk games of truth or dare or like maybe drunkard poker. I know we can play fucking cards and high card has to take a shot and well I wonder how that would go! Ha ha ha… maybe strip poker would be a wild time and it would get into sex poker! I’m a little wasted right now so prolly not making too much sense… but Hey! I looove drugs, drinking, fucking, money and games to get money, drugs, drunk or fucked.

Trailer Trash Whore

Have you ever been fucked in a strange location… what’s the strangest place you have been fucked? I was fucked in my armpit once… that was interesting… but I meant like on a golf course or in a stable with like you know the tenants about… Yeah… bring me your freaky side.

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Piss Ice Cubes

Pissing phone sexYou know what I really fucking enjoy doing? Drinking my own piss! There are so many fun ways to incorporate my urine into things in my daily life. One of my favorite ways to drink my yummy golden goodness is to freeze them into ice cubes! I take the ice tray and squat over it to fill it up while I let the piss flow out of my sloppy wet cunt. There’s always a spare container full as well that I like to set aside so that I can refill the trays as much as I want! Once they’re nice and frozen, I insert them into my ass and let them melt in my rectum. It feels so good as they stream out of me, flowing down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet. It smells so fucking nasty but so delicious at the same time! Eating asparagus prior to making the ice cubes really gives a nice smelly effect to them! Putting the cubes in my coffee and water makes it taste so fucking good! I fucking love drinking my own fluids, fuck, it makes me so horny! I love having pissing phone sex and telling you all about my pissing sex stories!

Nasty phonesex with berretta

 

Nasty phone sexNasty phone sex is always a blast. I love being a dirty slut. The other day I was leaving my apartment and out of nowhere, the maintenance guy shoved me to the wall. I was screaming telling him to leave me the hell alone. He wasn’t having that. He unlocked my door with his master key. Told me to listen to him if I didn’t want to get hurt and if I wanted to leave fast. I was ready to do whatever he asked me to do without a fight. I just wanted to be left alone and unharmed. He made me strip butt naked and told me he was going to have a blast. I instantly thought the worst. I was prepared for anything wicked and mentally preparing myself to be abused. Well, what happened next was a shocker he whipped out his meat and shoved it right in my mouth and just started to let out all his urine, I was gagging and just so grossed out. He was loving every minute of it and he called me his private restroom and slapped his cock on my face and left just like that. I was so confused I was really playing the scene in my head I can’t believe he really did that, He just wanted me to be his restroom. I’m sure he’s not done so I have been avoiding him like the plague but soon enough he will probably get his way with my mouth again.

Cum dumpster slut

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Berretta has such a nice ring to it. It is fun to have cum all over my face mouth and hair. I just love serving a hard cock. I don’t care what time a day it is. Its always time to get squirted on. I love when you use me as a human toilet. I love being your worthless little slave. I can’t wait to feel your cock in my mouth. I want to feel you stretch all my holes. I know that I am only good to be your little servant. I want to get on my knees for you and I want to be trained by you. It makes me happy to see you all hard and ready to burst. I like being controlled by you. If you tell me to drink all your piss you bet I will be doing exactly what you say. I will never argue with your commands. I will be the best obedient whore you have ever encountered

Hardcore Anal Sex with a Bitch-Boy

Fucking little bitch-boy thought he could do whatever he wanted, and treat me however he wanted. It was time to teach him a little lesson. I called him up, asked him to come over, made it sound like I was his horny little fuck-bitch. When he got here, I had 2 friends waiting for him the moment he knocked on my door. Hardcore anal sexThey hauled his ass inside and masked him, tied him up for me, and left him kneeling on the floor. I walked over to him, telling him what a filthy, ugly piece of trash I really thought he was for treating me the way he did. I used my riding crop on his ass cheeks, and he howled at me, called me a bitch. I told him I’d show him what a little bitch really was. I pissed right down his chest, and he didn’t think anything of it, until I pulled that mask off of him. When he saw my dripping cock, it registered, and he started to curse me, but I stopped him with my dick in his mouth, still dripping my pee. I shoved straight down his throat, and started throat fucking him. He made to move, but my friends threatened him while I dug the riding crop into his back. Trailer trash whoreHe shut up and took that dick like the good little bitch-boy he was. When I felt like my cock was clean enough, I pulled out of his mouth, running my cock along it once for good measure. That was when I spun him around, put his head to the ground and put a heel on it. Then, I pushed that as up as much as I could get it, and opened it up with my dick. Little bitchy-boy who always wanna be up in my ass treating me like shit screamed at having me up in his. He couldn’t take it. I bet that pansy-ass doesn’t darken my doorstep again.

Portuguese Breakfast with Deanna

golden shower sex storiesNothing is sweeter to my ears than hearing last call at the strip club where at work. It makes me all giddy knowing that my shift is over and I will be going home with one of my regulars for a night of fun, not to mention the extra money. You are one of my super freaky clients. You always want to spray me with that warm sparkly golden shower straight from your great big cock. I can tell what you have been drinking from the smell of your warm piss. Oh, how I enjoy your warm piss when you have been drinking jack and coke half the night. Now that I am refreshed from your tasty piss. You ask me if I want a Portuguese breakfast. I reply with but of course. I lie down on the floor. You help me to prop my ass and legs up. As I am laying there I can hear you cracking eggs in a bowl. You come back and stick a funnel in my hot wet pussy and then you slowly pour those cold eggs into my hot pussy. The chilly slimy egg creation makes my pussy tingle with excitement. You hold my legs up in the air and put that big hard cock into my pussy. You tell me how you have to scramble the eggs. You pound your big hard cock into my hot pussy until the eggs are all frothy. You help me up over a bowl so that the frothy mixture can run out of my pussy. Then you sprinkle it with your cum and pour it into two glasses. We both enjoy our frothy Portuguese breakfast.

I’m your porcelain throne

Everyone I know knows what I freak I am and how much I love getting shit on and playing with scat while I get pounded really fucking hard. But I do not know if everyone is aware that I also love getting pissed on. It is so hot when a guy uses me as a human toilet and takes his zipper down  pulls his cock out aims in my direction and starts pissing all over me. There is something I find irresistible in shit in piss that I get so horny and want to cover myself in human waste. Maybe its just because I know my place. I am on my knees with my mouth wide open like your porcelain throne, waiting for you to take a massive dump in it, piss in it or just come all over it. Do whatever you see fit. I will enjoy it. It would give me so much pleasure to swallow whatever fluid you wanted to give me, I will gladly bend over when you are done and that you take the pick of my whore holes and you can then fuck or do whatever you want to me.

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Human Toilet

toilet sexNothing gets this pussy purring harder than when one of my human toilets come into the dinner. I like to take them out back behind the diner where all the rotten food in trash bags have been torn open by stray dogs and scattered on the ground. I make you get down and roll around in that sour milk and rotten vegetables. Then I take a giant piss all over you. I save some piss so that I can sit down on your mouth and piss directly into it. I let the two homeless guys come over and piss all over your face and into your mouth too. You love their nasty cheap beer tasting piss, don’t you? You are such a nasty filthy little pervert. Oh, the smell back there is so wretched that I think I am going to puke. Good thing I have my human toilet here. You are such a nasty little whore that all of this has turned you on and now you are playing with your big hard cock.

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