Category Archive: Golden showers sex

White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex never has any limits. Guys ask me all the time what my limits are. I have none. We have a vanilla site, but this isn’t it. I couldn’t do vanilla phone sex. I wouldn’t know what to talk about. Would you? I want my sex dirty, even nasty. My life would make a porn star blush. Seriously, I have done more in a week than most women have in a lifetime. I clean up nicely, but I am whore at my core. My eldest daughter and I were at this swank political fundraiser last week for a man running for local congress. We have been to a few of his fundraisers. If people knew the things this man is into, they would be shocked. He is a client of my husband, but we keep his dirty little secrets because he pays us well. He doesn’t pay us to keep quiet. We aren’t black mailers. He pays us for golden showers sex. This fine upstanding congressional hopeful from an Ivy League school and old school money, likes young girls to pee on him. He even likes me to pee on him too. He wants my daughter on the campaign trail with him. He got her an internship. Folks think she is a future lobbyist or campaign manager, but she is just a young hooker for hire. Before he gives any public speech, my jailbait daughter pisses in his mouth and on his dick. If it is a local event, I join in on the fun. He loves the idea of a mother and daughter pissing on him together. I don’t judge. I collect the money and pass go. What dirty little taboo secret do you harbor? My daughters and I are good at keeping secrets and pushing your limits. We don’t judge your kinks. We all have them.

Fuck A Trailer Trash Whore

Oh come on sweet cheeks, you know you want to come party with a real trailer trash whore and get fucked up! We can get really fucked up and do some fucked up shit… like maybe go down the road to the stables and have some super dirty fun.

Look, I get fucked up on the smack and need to have some fucking adrenaline fun and lots of fucking, no shit! I can really get into some filthy drunk games of truth or dare or like maybe drunkard poker. I know we can play fucking cards and high card has to take a shot and well I wonder how that would go! Ha ha ha… maybe strip poker would be a wild time and it would get into sex poker! I’m a little wasted right now so prolly not making too much sense… but Hey! I looove drugs, drinking, fucking, money and games to get money, drugs, drunk or fucked.

Trailer Trash Whore

Have you ever been fucked in a strange location… what’s the strangest place you have been fucked? I was fucked in my armpit once… that was interesting… but I meant like on a golf course or in a stable with like you know the tenants about… Yeah… bring me your freaky side.

Druggy PhoneSex

Piss Ice Cubes

Pissing phone sexYou know what I really fucking enjoy doing? Drinking my own piss! There are so many fun ways to incorporate my urine into things in my daily life. One of my favorite ways to drink my yummy golden goodness is to freeze them into ice cubes! I take the ice tray and squat over it to fill it up while I let the piss flow out of my sloppy wet cunt. There’s always a spare container full as well that I like to set aside so that I can refill the trays as much as I want! Once they’re nice and frozen, I insert them into my ass and let them melt in my rectum. It feels so good as they stream out of me, flowing down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet. It smells so fucking nasty but so delicious at the same time! Eating asparagus prior to making the ice cubes really gives a nice smelly effect to them! Putting the cubes in my coffee and water makes it taste so fucking good! I fucking love drinking my own fluids, fuck, it makes me so horny! I love having pissing phone sex and telling you all about my pissing sex stories!

My Filthy Shit Eating Secret

freaky phone sex

I don’t usually tell guys about this but fuck it, you are some super dirty boys so I think it’s fine that you know. I love sucking shit out of assholes. I even sometimes collect my on waste and just masturbate with it for fun. I have tons of it saved up, all mixed in with my period blood and piss- festering away and waiting for you to come over and play with me. Dump it all over my head and make me hold my mouth open- I love drinking down all that yummy chunky shit smoothy and then having you fuck me senseless while we’re surrounded in all that beautiful scat! Shove my face down in it and make me lick it up and ingest my own tasty shit stew right up off the floor while you shove your cock deeper and deeper into my asshole. Let’s get as nasty as we want tonight.

These Holes For Crack

Druggy phone sexI need crack. So bring your crack by and you can have any hole you want. Just let me smoke that crack first. Then any hole is yours. And if your not satisfied with my holes. My daughters cunny’s are available for your cock. I love to smoke my crack and watch my daughters get fucked hard.  Watching them as they turn into good little whores.  Just like their mama.  My daughters will willingly open their legs wide for your cock.  They both love being pissed on and drinking piss.  You can have all three of us any way you want us.  For as long as you want all three of us.  Fill us up with your Cock, Cum, Piss, and Crack. And you can fuck us all night long.

Fisting whore

fisting whoreFisting whore is what I have been for all the guys at the trailer park. They have loved using me and making me their useless pet. I was running out of my coke stash the other day and was completely desperate to get my hands on some blow. I was so desperate I was willing to do anything for just a couple lines to take the edge off from such a terrible day, I knew who to call. My master supplies me with the drugs I need to function as long as I serve him and start to take on new little challenges. Well, he tied me up and started to get a group of guys from the neighborhood to come over and start fisting me and fucking my holes.  I degraded my self completely for a couple lines. I have no shame in being the worthless slut that I am. I plan on doing everything I can to get my hands on cock and coke.

Piss And Cock My Lucky Day

Pissing sexThis is Shane. He is a friend of my son. In this picture he is pissing on the floor. So I could roll around in it like a doggy. Then after I was done rolling around in it. I got his cock. And Shane has a nice fucking cock.  Shane has been fucking me for years.  But recently just has started pissing on me and in my holes.  I love being pissed on or in. Then getting me some nice cock to chase the piss down with.  These young bucks are great too.  They may cum fast but get their cocks rock hard again and again.  Shane this great boy here.  Can fuck for hours and now in between fucks wants to piss on me or in one of my holes. I am such a lucky hoe!

Cum dumpster Berretta

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Berreta is what my master calls me. He ties me up and makes me realize what my place is in his kingdom. He has invited all his friends to have their way with me at all hours of the day. I can never protest or plead with them. I have to do exactly what they say. Every time I put up a fight its another whip across my back sometimes even across my boobs. I have to be their good little sex toy doll. I haven’t gone one day without being used. I have to stay in line and let a group of guys have their way with me all the while my master collects his dues. Occasionally he will bring a group of guys who start to piss in my mouth and my hair. They let me know that I am the epitome of pathetic and they love to paint my butter face with their jizz. I have been fucked so hard that I occasionally have even passed out.

Cum dumpster slut

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Berretta has such a nice ring to it. It is fun to have cum all over my face mouth and hair. I just love serving a hard cock. I don’t care what time a day it is. Its always time to get squirted on. I love when you use me as a human toilet. I love being your worthless little slave. I can’t wait to feel your cock in my mouth. I want to feel you stretch all my holes. I know that I am only good to be your little servant. I want to get on my knees for you and I want to be trained by you. It makes me happy to see you all hard and ready to burst. I like being controlled by you. If you tell me to drink all your piss you bet I will be doing exactly what you say. I will never argue with your commands. I will be the best obedient whore you have ever encountered

Trashy MILF Morning Fuck

trashy MILFI’m a trashy MILF. It is the best kind to be; the only kind to be if you ask me.  You know June Cleaver never got laid, not even when she had a son called the Beaver. I don’t have that white picket fence life. I have a porn star life in a trailer park. No white picket fences. Just beer cans in the yard and daisy duke shorts on the mother. I woke up in a fog, went out on my little patio in a tank top and panties. I looked disoriented I am sure. One of the neighbor boys walked up to me and asked if I was okay. “I will be as soon as I get some cock,” I said. He had a big grin on his face as he told me he could help me out. No doubt I had a cum filled cunt still. I didn’t remember much from the night before, but I know I fucked. My pussy had the freshly fucked smell and feel. He was a young boy. He wouldn’t care if there was cream in my cunt or not. He was getting fucked. He was going to bust his nut in the neighborhood cougar. I could have had dried cum all over me and he still would have banged me. He mentioned that I felt extra wet. I chuckled, and said I must have peed a little while fucking. He shocked me when he said he wanted me to pee on him. I had no clue he was a freaky little fuck. I pissed on him. I had a full beer bladder. He pissed on me, I pissed on him. What’s the harm? Does a boy good to learn about the freaky games  people play from a hot dirty mommy like me.

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