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Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word that I use to describe myself, here’s why:  When you go out on a date with a girl, you and she dress up, you take her out to dinner and a movie or maybe somewhere nicer and you hope at the end of the night that you get lucky.  Kind of a return on your effort and money spent.  I’m a paid escort when I’m not on the phone.  I get paid by doing the oldest profession in the world.  I love what I do!  Some people might think it’s degrading, or look down on me, but I think it’s awesome.  I get paid to dress up, go out and be pampered and at the end of the night the guy just wants to get a piece of that ass he paid for.  It’s the same as a date, I just get paid for it.  What’s the big deal?  I think it makes me smarter than those dumb hoes who do it for free.  Sometimes I even score some drugs out of the deal.  I guess you could say I am a whore, cause I sure as hell love to be fucked and used up especially when there is money or drugs exchanged for my sweet body!

 

Threesome Fun

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Oh my God. Today was so much fun. You came over and we got so fucking high I could barely feel my body. It was like I was floating. I love how free I feel when I’m high, not a care in the world. But that really isn’t the funnest part, it was when you came and sat next to me and pulled out your cock. And then daddy sat down on the other side of me and pulled out his cock. I never had a threesome with daddy before and it was fucking amazing. Daddy pulled me over so I was straddling that big fat dick of his, mmm, it fills me so good. I slowly rode him but it wasn’t when you inched that perfect cock of yours in my tight little asshole that I felt true pleasure. I was so full and the intense pressure was something I never imagined. And when daddy said “you ride  these cocks baby, make your men cum for you,” I went wild. I rode both of you until my pussy and ass all but watered, fuck. All I know is I want to do that a lot more, get high and fuck my two favorite guys.

White Trash Phone Sex at the Homecoming Dance

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.

Anal Cum Dumpster Girls

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I was an anal cum dumpster this weekend. What did you do?  My daughters had a party Friday night. It was a mix party which means boys and girls; varying ages too, but all in school still. I spiked the punch with some Spanish Fly. That gets everyone in the mood for my kind of party. There were some young girls there too, friends of my youngest daughter. I was in one of my wild moods. I wanted the boys to fuck the girls. I wanted young girls to get their anal cherries popped. My anal cherry was long gone before I was their age. You can send a young girl home with a violated ass and parents never notice. The ass is an elastic muscle that goes back into shape with an ice pack easily. At worst, the parents think she got constipated. The Spanish Fly mixed with Benadryl erases memories. I had fun being the dirty director of teen sluts fucking. Horny boys of any age will insert their dick into anyone or anything that feels tight. Any port in the storm as the saying goes. It was a wicked hot jail bait orgy. When little girl butt holes were worn out, this hot mommy was ready for some anal action. I bent over to take a horde of teen cocks up my well fucked ass. I showed those young girls how to butt fuck. Too bad I am the only one who will remember what a wicked hot time we had. My husband filmed it, so perhaps in the near future, I will remind them what dirty little fuckers they all were at my place.

Trucker Fucks

 

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Once again the town has been totally dry and I’m having to outsource my fix needs to the neighboring
town. Which is great because no one really knows what a super whore I am. I went to this sports bar
right by the highway and met a few truckers. They thought I was the sexiest little thing they had ever
seen in awhile so I agreed to fuck all four of them in exchange for some Tina. They loaded the pipe then
proceeded to double stuff all my holes with cock and cum. Shit- I couldn’t even tell what was going on
because I was so fucking high. I could just smell their nasty sweaty balls and salty bodies all over me.
Fucking my titties, literally biting my butt cheeks and cleaning the shit out of my asshole. They even
called some of their buddies on the radio and had them all join in. By the end of it, I couldn’t sit for days
but they let me leave with a sack full of crystal and a little bit of mary jane.
Looks like I found my new favorite bar, huh?

Pizza fuckboy

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I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though  I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am.  He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.

Cum Eating Little Bitch

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The word is out and you and your friends found out about how much i love eating a bunch of dudes’ asses at the same time and just being a filthy slut in general. You texted me and ask if you guys could me over and I naturally was like, “duuuuuh!” and wow I was so stoked to see you bought a few more pals with you. All of you guys drop your pants and pull the cocks out for me. I take turns, sucking off each of you and spreading your cheeks apart to tongue fuck your assholes. Once it’s finally time to blow those loads, I get down on the ground just like this with my legs spread, tits help up and mouth wide open because I wanna eat every single drop of that jizz. All you guys jerking off at me, draining your balls into my mouth has me really worked up. Give me some pills and let’s go again, guys!!

The Swim Team’s Slut

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Got invited to see the team practice. You know it’s hard for a gangbang slut like me to hold back my whorish desires. The guys had a really fun idea where I tried a little bit of ghb. Woooo- that was wild! All 20 of these hot and sexy guys taking turns on my tight bald cunny in that pool as soon as their coach left. I gotta do my part for the school, right?! Having multiple cocks inside all of my holes. Being given the task of jerking and sucking them off while being pounded! It was a phased out, drugged up heavily fantasy for a girl like me. The best part is when they all got around me and let the cum shoot out of their dicks at the same time all over my face, body and inside my mouth. Then to clean me out, they held my pussy and asshole open to piss inside me. What a thoughtful bunch of bros! I heard you might want to watch next time- we’re getting together tonight but this time at my dorm! See you there?

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I kind of like getting fucked up and getting laid, sometimes the guy takes longer and that lets me get off a lot more. I don’t go to bars often, usually too busy, but I have met johns at bars for the initial meeting. Rarely just to meet men, but I was having a particularly shit day so I went to have a drink at a local watering hole. This hot but very intoxicated guy started to hit on me, I was fine with it but he seemed a little too drunk. I thought fuck it, I want to get laid.

I poured him into my car and sped off to my place. He was barely understandable, but when he slid his hand under my shirt and started expertly playing with my tits I was excited. Not just by what he was doing, but looks like the boy has skills. We got back to my place and fuck yes! He picked me up and threw my legs around his waist and walked me to the bedroom I was directing him to.

This man laid me out of the bed like I was a quest to conquer, but it was so fucking hot. He did everything slowly, took my pants off, my shirt, my panties. He got me completely naked then unzipped his pants just a bit to show his nature trail. He laid down next to me and just teased me, it was so erotic. He played with my tits and would make his way down to my clit, play a little then go back to my tits. He made me orgasm in so many ways before he even took his clothing off. Once he did, he really let out the beast. He fucked me in ways I had never experienced before. He fucked me all night, making me squirt, cum and just plain exhaust me.

….. Morning….

Blazing headache, I drank too much last night but, aah what a great wet dream I had last night. Wait, there is a warm body next to me.

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Oh my god- I got so wasted last night. I can only sorta remember what happened but basically I went to this party, right? And I was drinking like a ton, way more than I should of. And of course I was smoking pot and doing coke all night too. The blow should of kept me up but of course, it did nothing and I found myself passed out on a bed with 8 guys jerking off on to me. My ass is still so fucking sore, guys- for real. I mean, you know I loved it because I’m a dumb slut but the only thing that freaks me out about it is that they were filming the whole thing. I really want a copy of the video because I know I probably look so hot passed out on that nasty bed covered in jizz. You’d want to watch it too, right? 😉

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