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I was out at the bar a few nights ago and i saw a very tall, lean but muscular, slightly older man walk in. He sat next to me, bought me a few whiskeys and we flirted and talked for about 30 minutes.  At one point during our conversation he paused and looked at me and said, “Those lips look like they were made just for sucking cock.”, i replied and simply said “you have no idea baby, follow me” . I lead him directly into the mens restroom he unzips his fly and pulls out a big mushroom head dick, my eyes light up and i wrap my lips around the head of his cock, teasing at first. Flicking my tongue on the tip of his head, than i slide my lips and tongue down his entire shaft all the way to his balls.  While i’m doing all of this i also take my hand and stroke his cock as hard as i can while i’m sucking and enjoying every single inch of him. I look up at him and i could tell by the look on his face he was already about to cum after maybe just 3 minutes.   I open my mouth wide and he aims that thick cock right at my mouth and shoots all of his cum in my mouth, i swallowed every last drop.  He gets up  and just looks at me and says “Damn girl. I knew you’d be good at giving head,  but i had no idea you’d be that good”

Dirty ride

Cum eating phone sexI love cock in my pussy in my mouth in my ass! I love dick in every single one of my tight little fuck holes! I had to buy my self this toy. I call him BIG Will! I love riding Will he never gives up on me. He always makes me orgasm and squirt all over the fucking place! After I’m done squirting all over Will I drop on my knees and suck his dick eating all that pussy juice off of his big mushroom head! Then its time to take him right up my tight little asshole! I sit on him slowly because he has a 14 inch long fat juicy cock. That big fat mushroom head when it starts penetrating my asshole I start feeling like I have to take a big shit. Sure enough I get up and that cock is full of shit. What would you make me do?

Sit on this bitch

Dirty phone sexIf you love big black nigger cock come sit on this big fat dick with a nice and yummy mushroom head. I will bring 2 of my big black nigger friends and have them force fuck that tight asshole of yours. I will have them both penetrate your tight asshole with those giant big black cocks. While I make you gag on my rubber dick fucker! You better suck me off good. I have a better idea! Not only will I face fuck you. I will have both of them tonsil fuck you. They will shove that dick in their really good making taste your asshole with all that pre- cum. Yum you like that huh fucker. Keep sucking and wait till the end! You will feel that nice hot man juice deep down your fucking throat you will be begging for some more. Cum on suck that big black cock!

Drunk girl fucking

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I love being that drunk girl at a party that is belligerent and trashy. So this last weekend I got so fucked up that I couldn’t see straight and when I could see straight it was enough to put a cock in my mouth and slurp it down my throat in front of everyone. I tugged the cum out of his dick and got a pretty facial.

Next where my holes where stretched to the max by a bunch of big fat cocks. They pounded my pussy till I got a bunch of cream warm cum loads pumped into me. I love being a drunk girl that fucks the cum out of every cock in the room. I love hot cum dripping from my holes.

Druggy phone sex

Druggy phone sex$2 dollar you call it special! Come see me strip boys! Lemme shake this ass on your face and throw me some bills! Better yet I will strip for a line! Let me snort a line off your cock, I don’t only dance. I will do anything this good little cock sucker stripper whore for a line of cocaine! I will suck your dick, deep throat all those 10 inches of hard cock you have! Let you bust a nut deep down my throat! If you are into it i will tongue fuck your asshole will I make that dick spit in my mouth or my pretty little face! I will be your little cum dumpster anything for a fucking hit baby! I would also let you fuck my little cum slut. Help you force fuck her tiny little soft cunt. You cant say no to that tiny soft cunt!

Sexline druggy

SexlineI’ve been up all night at this party with my boys, I’m so fucking wired, I just want more and more cocaine! I’m willing to suck fucking cock and even eat pussy out for a fucking hit! I just need more and more. Guys are puling their dicks out setting up a line on their dick. It my favorite shit to snort a fucking line from a guys huge long dick! I snort that shit and stay on my knees just sucking their dick so fucking good hoping they will give me another fucking hit! In the middle of the dance floor I be sucking all that dick finger fucking their assholes. Even taking them to the restroom with me having two of them penetrate my fuck holes at the same time! I’m telling you I will do anything for cocaine! I will let you piss in my mouth even shit on me! I just need one last hit!

Fucked Up And Horny

Druggy pornThe more fucked up I get, the hornier my slutty pussy gets, it’s like a domino effect! Sniffing blow, smoking dope, chugging liquor down like it’s going out of stye, I love all of that shit! Come over to my house and make sure you bring all the yummy goodies with you! I have this filthy cunt ready for you to play and get nasty with! Line that blow up and snort it off of my juicy tits, lick it all up and make that mouth of yours go numb! I’m gonna snort if off your throbbing cock and then shove it inside of my pussy slit, I want to feel your girth stretch me out! My insides feel so fucking good as I slip into a state of euphoria while we get dirty as fuck. The more wasted I get, the more I want to be penetrated! Shove yourself up into my dirty asshole and let me shit all over you then lick it off, I taste so fucking good! I love being an anal cum dumpster for your perverted fantasies!

Pizza fuckboy

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I was just lounging around the house, one of those lazy days where you never really start the day; you kind of just melt into it. I was binge watching something on Netflix and binge drinking a huge glass of vodka and soda, though  I was pretty fucking high. I got some really great weed and have rolled a bunch of joints for myself to enjoy today. Then, of course, the munchies set in. I don’t eat carbs. Almost never, but the munchies are the munchies right?
I called for a pizza and fuck it seemed to take forever! Finally, there is a knock at my door. There is a doofy looking boy standing at my door. Oddly enough he looked even more stoned than me, but then again I did answer the door naked. Honestly, I was so deep into relaxing I didn’t realize how much of a drunk girl fucking whore I really am.  He wasn’t able to take his eyes off my tits, so I invited him in so I could “sign” the receipt. I looked at the line where you could give a tip and even though I don’t mind tipping, I thought this time I’ll ask if this young man would rather fuck than get a cash tip. When I asked his eyes got huge and he stuttered “Um, yes Ma`am, I mean lady, I mean… yes please.” I smile and grabbed the pizza box dropped it onto the kitchen table and pulled my delivery boy into my family room, stripped him down and went to town sucking his cock. He was squeezing his ass and very obviously trying to not cum with every stroke of my tongue, mouth, and hands. He was hard before I started but this got him like a rock. I stood up, turned around and lowered myself onto his nice throbbing boner, I put my hands on my knees and I bounced up and down on that cock until he was shooting his jizz deep into my pussy. I could feel his hot load filling me up. Shortly after, I came as well and I was coming down, the pizza boy’s phone started going crazy buzzing and dinging. I hopped off him and told him I was going to the hot tub. His eyes got wide when I wiggled my finger for him to come along. I walked out to the patio, hoping he knows I meant for him to follow, and he did. “Ma`am, I need to go back to work.”
God damn it, it was just getting good.

Golden showers phone sex

Golden showers phone sexEvery time you go piss save that piss for me in a cup, so I could drink later. I love the taste of your piss in my mouth. Specially those times when I’m sucking your dick and you decide to be an asshole not telling me you have to take a piss, you just do it anyway. I fucking love that. I just want you to make me your little bitch and piss on me when ever the fuck you want! Ill be your human toilet. If you want the other way around like you being my personal human toilet I will. You will be my toilet fucking slave. I will piss on you while you sleep at night and if I just have to and feel like it I will shit on your dick and face, making you lick my asshole clean. Making you take shit baths every night!

Fuck A Trailer Trash Whore

Oh come on sweet cheeks, you know you want to come party with a real trailer trash whore and get fucked up! We can get really fucked up and do some fucked up shit… like maybe go down the road to the stables and have some super dirty fun.

Look, I get fucked up on the smack and need to have some fucking adrenaline fun and lots of fucking, no shit! I can really get into some filthy drunk games of truth or dare or like maybe drunkard poker. I know we can play fucking cards and high card has to take a shot and well I wonder how that would go! Ha ha ha… maybe strip poker would be a wild time and it would get into sex poker! I’m a little wasted right now so prolly not making too much sense… but Hey! I looove drugs, drinking, fucking, money and games to get money, drugs, drunk or fucked.

Trailer Trash Whore

Have you ever been fucked in a strange location… what’s the strangest place you have been fucked? I was fucked in my armpit once… that was interesting… but I meant like on a golf course or in a stable with like you know the tenants about… Yeah… bring me your freaky side.

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