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Dirty Phone Sex Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind to have with me. I am not your wife. In fact, I bet you I am the nastiest whore you will ever meet. I am coming off a four-day bender. Booze, coke, cock and cum. My favorite things. I had so much cum in me, there was no way my daughter could lick it all out of me. I could barely move yesterday. I was weighted down in jizz. Man jizz was all over my body as well as inside me too. After my daughter passed out, I had to do something to save all that man seed that was still on and in me. I started flicking the cum on my body off into a pitcher. I fucking filled two pitchers of cum from what was on my body alone. Talk about a cum dumpster. There was still a lot inside me, so I squatted over the pitcher and pushed out the cum just like I did my brats 20 some years ago. I love to eat cum. Now, if there is a rare day I can’t get any, I have a ton of frozen cum in the freezer. I made cum cubes. I poured the cum into over 30 ice trays with tooth picks. I eat more cum in a day than a porn star does in a year. I am such a dirty cum whore.

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterAll I wanted for Christmas was to be a cum dumpster. I got my present from Santa and his naughty elves. My son and daughter both brought a few friends over and Big D my black trucker buddy was in town stranded because of a truck malfunction, so I invited him over too. I wanted as many men in my trailer, so they could give me a white Christmas in Florida. My favorite white is cum. A close second is cocaine, and both were in supply on Christmas. Big D had enough coke for us all to party. He never seems to be without it. He isn’t really a dealer. He is more of a party trucker who likes to share with a trashy milf like me. Christmas morning my daughter and I did lines of blow then got fucked in every position. She is a black cock whore too. Big D loves sharing mother and daughter pussy. I bet you would too. My son blow banged our mouths as Big D rammed his cock back and forth from my pussy to her pussy. My son came on my face as Big D came up her cunt. My daughter and I snowballed my son’s cum while the other guys fucked us. It was crazy hot sex all day. Who needs presents when you have coke and cum?

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore Christmas means lots of coke and my son and daughter. My son brought a friend with him. He will be spending a few days with us. My impression was that he is hiding from the law and no one would think to look for him here. He was handsome and down to fuck his friend’s mom, so I was happy to have him with us. Last night was our first night together. We got high and went to the local strip club for some fun. This is no gentleman’s club. This is a dirty strip joint where you don’t want the lights on. You don’t want to know what is on the tables or floor. There was this one lot lizard skank who was hot in that rode hard put away wet way. We bought several lap dances from her. We monopolized her in the VIP room. I paid for her to have hot stripper sex with all of us. She went both ways, but for money she would fuck anything. We gave her some coke and she ate my daughter and I while the boys banged her from behind. She was down for anything. The higher we got the dirtier we got. We paid her to fuck her ass with our beer bottles. She was down for anything for the money. We closed the place down. She was a skanky whore like me, but it was a hot way to start the Christmas partying off early.

Sex, Drugs and Cheer

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There are only three things I care about in this world; sex, drugs, and cheer. In that order. I’m at my damn happiest when all three things are combined. I’ve been known to finish off a particularly good cheer practice or competition with a few lines and a tab of acid. The football Coach always has an eyeball on hand for his best cheerleader. After all, without us, his players would never win a game. They can barely find their own cocks without us.

         He takes me into his office with a few lines ready for my cute little nose and he’ll dust a bit on his cock for me. Once I’m all good and fucked up, he loves taking my teen whore throat for a spin. I love feeling his meaty cock punch through my throat. The coke fucks me up enough that I practically unhinge my own jaw, so he can fuck my whore mouth as deeply as possible. I’m telling you, the secret to happiness is a mouth full of cum, a nose full of blow and a championship trophy!

My Party Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is a party line. Not the old fashioned kind of party line where multiple people are on a line together. I am talking about partying with coke, meth, crack, smack, weed, poppers, or whatever your drug of choice is. I am a party whore and I do it all. Then I chase it with cum and booze. I was up all-night last night talking dirty because I was fucking high. I hooked up with the college age dealer. He isn’t in college, but he deals to the frats and sororities on the local campus. He had anything I could want, even roofies. He had Adderall and Xanax too. Something to bring you up, something to bring you down. I wanted to try one of everything he had, so I became his dirty druggy porn star. He would let me try something for a different sex act. By the time the morning came, I had been fucked in the ass. I sucked his ass clean after he fucked my ass. I took a creamy facial. I let him fist my cunt. I pissed his cum out on the floor and licked it off. It was a wild party night and I was high as a kite.

Cum filled cunt for the holidays

cum filled cuntHow am I going to pay of my debt? With a cum filled cunt of course. The holidays are here and I know my landlord wants my tight holes again! I have fully accepted my role in life is to be a big tit slut who loves jizz and drugs. I have a pile of debt like no other and of course I’m going to use my good looks and tight holes to get me off the hook. I know I wont look this good forever. My life is in the fast lane and I am enjoying all types of cocks and drugs. I have no self control. I will say yes to all of it and more. I know I will be a cum dump and have fully accepted to not deprive myself from the things that bring me great highs. I have never been happier than when I have the best body high and I am drenched in nut sauce. That is my perfect life being so coked out and horny and fucked.

Taking All Cock

Cum dumpsterDouble Penetration ya’ll!  You have to love when you see a girl who is a complete and utter slut take all the cock she can.  It’s not so much the fucking, sucking and jacking that get me off.  It is the amount of cum that I can get from dicks.  When I am so full of jizz that the next cock that pushes into me causes the cum that is already packed in there to gush out causes my pussy to throb.  I can feel it, dripping out around the edges of a cock, fell it wet those full balls as they slap against my ass. 

When there is a fat cock in my ass and one in my pussy at the same fucking time … fucking incredible!  The guys always tell me they can feel each other rubbing against one another inside of me.  Which usually causes them to cum faster.  If I could be a bukake bitch seven nights a week I would so fucking do that.  I would have to do a ton of guys though, like a ton!  I wish I could fuck five to ten guys and get what I need, but sometimes that just is not enough.  If there was a way to have cum covering me from head to foot in a very short amount of time I would fucking cry with joy. 

Not only do I love the feel of it on my body, and in my holes, I love the taste and feel of it in my mouth.  I will swallow that shit like a little one sucking on it’s Momma’s tit!  I can’t get enough.  I wonder if I could find a job like that, up to a hundred or more guys a night, just spooging all over me and in me?  Hmmm, I might have to look into that.

Cuck Fucks are Much Better

 

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I want to be your fuck toy, and I’ve been thinking about you all night ever since you walked in this bar. You grab my ass the other night, and you squeeze my tight little-puckered bubble ass. When I got home to check I still had your fingerprints in my ass. I know I’ve got an old man, and he gets jealous, but I decided that I want to fuck you in front of him. Can you get down with that I love your big massive black cock so much you’re a crazy guy, and that turns me on. My husband, he’s such a fucking square he doesn’t know anything about having a good time I’m just done with his little bitty cock, it’s shameful. Last night my husband cried he told me that my pussy was too deep, I pushed him off of me I was grossed the fuck out at that point. I want you to show him how to make me feel like a woman because he can’t do it he’s got 3 inches of nothing. My sorry no cock husband is always so damn stupid the only reason I stay with him is because he spends money but that’s why I’m always at the bar, and I think I found the right guy to do the job. I’ll give you a significant blow job I know your cock is super huge because when you took my hand and forced me to put it on your crotch, I felt that large dick print. I can’t stop thinking about you I want you to show him what satisfies me he will never be able to do it but I could get him to pay you. I could also get him to clean us up after you spray your big fat load in my pussy he is such a wimpy, weak fuck her anyway. I know he’ll do anything for me, that’s why I want you to come over to my house tonight. I’m going to give you the key so you can walk in like the man of the house. My husband will be there making dinner for us, he will be wearing an apron I think that’s so fucking stupid but I allow him to be my maid because he sure can’t be my cock. You could even sleep in the bed with me we’ll put him on the couch I want you to fuck me, in my bed you don’t have to worry about anything. My husband is a submissive piece of shit he doesn’t have a strong bone in his body at all.

White Trash Phone Sex Holidays

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex Christmas? Sounds like a porn movie, right? Well, it was last night. My husband filmed me taking our offspring’s Christmas list last night. Of course, every one of them asked for mommy’s wet pussy! I just giggled because they get that every day. Once I gathered their lists, we had an early Christmas celebration. I love having a big family because that just means more cock and more pussy for me and daddy. We tossed some logs in the fire place, got down on the big faux bear skin rug and made a daisy train. My husband loves watching us all with our faces buried between each other’s legs. I have trained them all how to eat pussy and suck cock because strong oral skills are more important than geometry. My youngest daughter was eating my cunt giving me a sloppy wet pussy for my sons to fuck. The glow of the Christmas tree and warmth of the fire place made for a hot family orgy. We all love making money off our bodies, but we take time off for the holidays because this time of year is all about family. Nothing says family like incest. Want to join my family for the holidays?

Homemade Porn Star

When asked if I was down to do a homemade porn, my answer was simple, I am down for anything for the right amount of money and drugs. I like uppers like coke when I have had too much down, and I like downers like heroine when I have had too much up. Throw me an 8 ball or a bundle and $40, and I will make the raunchiest homemade porn you’ve ever seen. I don’t care when the set is, how long it takes him to cum, where he want to cum, or what position he wants to fuck me in I am a druggy whore, and I can be bought very easily. If I shoot enough dope under my toe nail, I will not even remember doing the porn, but he better be big if you get me the down because otherwise I may nod out on you. If I snort enough white girl, then I will have a blast, and have as much energy as the fucking energizer bunny. Either way I am down to clown on or off camera. 


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